| "....and here we have our beat up toy production line." [Aaron] |
| "We need a sacrifice!" [Boodmeister] |
| "And they said I couldn't rap. Ha!" [Belle] |
| Relient K may have a buffalo, but Michael has a shrink-wrapped sheep. [Jasa] |
| "That's it! That's going to be the new cover of our next album!" [skilletchicksrock] |
| Tait's newest line of merchandise: piñatas! [eminy] |
| "I bet you'll never guess what I'M giving you for Christmas!" [Yubula] |
| "We figured if we wrapped the piñata in bubble wrap, the fun would last longer..." [jillajong] |
| Michael's unsuccessful pitch to Disney for Benji Goes Overseas [AB Talk] |
| Photo from the book, So You Wanna Know What Happened To The Christmas Gift You Gave Your Son-In-Law [mitrilogy] |
| "We all know the answer to what your about to ask... 'NO!'" [Cathy] |
| Much to the chagrin of the passengers, Michael Tait decided to auction off everybody's luggage in order to raise money for his band. [zaChary] |
| Call now to recieve your very own Karate-Chop-Action Tait for only $19.95. Call within the next thirty minutes and well throw in the Singing Tait at no extra cost! [Jeremy] |
| The new DVD of Tait on tour: Lose This Luggage [Mikelong] |
| THIS is what I do to JFH'ers who try to use a Napoleon Dynamite quote for my caption! [Mark] |
| "Lets see... 'Step One: remove dog from packaging, Step Two: add water.' See its simple!" [Mikelong] |
| See spot run. See Spot jump. See spot ship himself to Georgia. [mortimer] |