| "Slide number 400, this is me, again, trying to distract the musicians, again. Slide number 401..." [BJC] |
| "They're GRRRRRRRRRREAT!" [Katie] |
| "I just lowered my cholesteral by switching to Relient K!" [jk84] |
| Ben tested, Ben approved. [Jeremy Noble] |
| His girl's ex-boyfriend has found him and now is carrying out the plan to regain what once was his. [J'son] |
| "What Matt doesn't know is that the microphone isn't a microphone at all... a couple more seconds, and SPLASH! Matt gets the Tom Cruise treatment!" [eagle89] |
| "Out of the ten fingers I have, this one is the best." [Chadley-o] |
| "Those guards actually thought I was part of the band!" [Josh] |
| "Killer boots, man!" [Jesse] |
| "I think we've really convinced the audience that he's John Mayer!" [Ake] |
| "Thanks, Matt, for getting the word out. Girls do need to wear mood rings!" [Ryab] |
| "It's going good. This time, so far, he hasn't tripped, knocked down any electrical wires OR rolled off the stage by accident!" [empress_of_lala_land] |
| Guitar lessons: $65. Concert Tickets: $500. Stage diving in the middle of a slow song: priceless. [massivifan] |
