| "Can I get a price check on Matthew West please?" [Mookie] |
| "...if you like to waltz with potatoes, up and down the produce aisle..." [seagull boy] |
| "Singer/Songwriters? Try aisle 3" [Azzamaloney] |
| "I'm sorry, I'm out of cash. Do you take song?" [stlarry] |
| Surrounded by his favorite food items, he could not help but burst into song... [Scrooge] |
| "I love you s'mooooore..." [Adam] |
| "'Cause you're his cheeseburger, his lovely cheeseburger..." [Darren] |
| Suddenly he started singing Aaron Carter's "I Want Candy" [skillet.crazy] |
| ...and then he realizes he was performing in front of nothing but Hostess cupcakes. [luvs2play_softball] |
| Some artists try out a new song in front of family and friends... others do it in the produce aisle. [Alena] |
| "Let's see....milk, eggs, bread, guitarist... I think that's it." [willie] |
| "When I say I sing for a living... I mean it" [i *heart* glitter] |
| "Ok,I sung you a song. Now may I please get my bag and leave?" [Emily Hooks] |
| "I'm singing in a store, and I'm SINGING!" [manda] |
| This is what happens when an artist ticks off his booking agent. [Chuck Woods] |
| You know something is wrong when you remember to bring your guitar instead of your wallet, to the corner store. [eXiSt_2_iNsPiRe] |
| "Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, What are they feeding you?" [jessy] |
| The Results of Saying: "I don't care where I play, I just want to perform." [Katherine] |
