| "Honey, I think I shrunk our kid!" [alfer] |
| "You know... You do look like me..." [Emily Hooks] |
| "All I really want for Christmas is for you to stop crying" [Tadertot] |
| "Whoa! Someone replace that Glade Plug-In!" [K8T8705] |
| "I don't believe you! There is no way I was once this small!" [matt] |
| "Repeat after me... 'He makes all things newwww'..." [Joe is Alaskan] |
| "Say it. Come on you can do it. Who is the best singer/somgwriter in the world? Come on, you know the answer." [Amby] |
| "Excuse me sir, but I would very much appreciate to be put back on the ground." [SivartM] |
| Just as he puckers up for the kiss, Steven suddenly realizes: "Wait! This isn't my baby!" [kingdomadvancer] |
| Stevie Wonders [Liz] |
| "Try and take my nose again and you'll really be wanting your two front teeth for Christmas!" [tm007] |
| "Ok, it's not funny any more, where did you hide my Dove award?" [Chuck Woods] |
| "I will name you Squishy, and you will be mine, and you will be my squishy..." [la dustmite] |
| Already finishing one child, Steven began preparing to eat another. [Zachary...again?] |
| "Stop scaring the baby, Steven!!" [Joe] |