| "Little did he know he was only seconds away from history's most embarrassing defeat!" [DJ Ska] |
| "Then he realized that becoming a pirate meant having to deal with this annoying little bird!" [Bethannie] |
| "Oh where is my hairbrush..." [timster] |
| "Which way is the gun show? Is it this way? Or is it this way?" [Cecilia] |
| "Polly want a fat lip?" [Chuck B] |
| "I taught I taw Kewin Mwax!" [dannyrocks] |
| "After going through hours of a staring contest, Kevin began punching the bird uncontrollably." [Emily] |
| "The doctor said eating carrots would help Kevin's immune system. Unfortunately for the bird, however what Kevin heard was "beating parrots." [Yelena] |
| "Just keep working out, my fine feathered friend and this could all be yours." [tornbetween76] |
| "For the last time, stop asking about a DC Talk Reunion!" [Godz Jedi] |
| He put up with the constant squawking, the pecking, and sometimes even the songs, but when the parrot stole his last Ritz, he had had enough. [egghuggerme] |
| Although he claims, "I was holding bird feed in my fist," MySpace yet again denies his picture. [Judahs] |
| "Who's scruffy lookin'?" [Laxin yo] |
| "Yea, I got arrested... FOR THESE GUNS!" [rockhead] |
| "Toby's CD is NOT better than mine!" [wwubbert] |
| Obviously, this scene is much more powerful in black and white. [Stevo] |
| Return of the Bird Keeper [Trevy] |
| In the advancing stages of his illness, he began to turn on his closest friends. [Lia] |
