| "Dude... quit being so dramatic. $2.50 for a cup of coffee is usual for airports." [Jarrett] |
| "Woah! Dude, way cool, I just tripped TobyMac!" [AudioACanuck] |
| "Next time, Toby, you will believe me that I am trained in the ways of The Force!" [seagull boy] |
| "All I said was 'DC Talk wasn't getting back together,' and he dropped kicked me!" [Biblebill] |
| "Seriously, we know you can be a seal, but stop!" [Karl M] |
| "Excuse me, operator? Yeah... could I get the number for 9-1-1 please?" [Genius] |
| "Uh dude, I meant drop and give me $20 bucks." [Hannah] |
| "Michael... Kevin... You there? He says that he can't move until you guys agree to do a reunion tour with him!" [Lwooddb] |
| "Oh man, I have to get off the phone now!! Toby's trying to do the worm again!" [Dancer1216] |
| And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is why Shonlock handles the stunts. [demonslayer25] |
| "Sorry we had to cancel the show. Toby and Gabe had another dance off in the middle of the airport. Guess who won?" [Manders] |
| "I'm on the ground and your on the phone. Thanks for caring!" [JoshN] |
| "Must... impress people... with... the... worm... *gasps*" [] |
| "I said 20 'guys' push ups not 20 'girls' push ups!" [Ryan] |
| "Dude! You won't believe this! Tobymac just fell out of the ceiling!" [Chrais] |
| "Hold on! I want to send my friend a picture with my new Verizon Wireless picture phone!" [Sno] |
| "Maybe you shouldn't try that backflip again, Tob..." [Spazz] |
| "I'll be alright! Just save yourselves, leave me. Tell my family that I love them. Now go on! Get outta here, GO" [reese4adios] |
| Febreze - it's that fresh. [andi] |
