| "Nobody told me you can't hug the airport employees!" [Trublonde] |
| They just wasted 10 seconds of his life. [Brit] |
| "I just have an amburgurt!" [mg86000] |
| "Now before you get on the plane, we need to see your best impression of one" [Erock] |
| "You're good to go, young man... but do consider using some Axe" [geekgal123] |
| "Keep laughing, you're next!" [creationistkid] |
| An amused bystander looks on as Dave Douglas is, for the sixth time, is subject of a "random" airport strip search. [Keltzer/Sader] |
| Must Have Done Something Wrong... [rkfan2007] |
| Airport DDR [Jordan Gilbert] |
| "I believe I can fly... I believe I can touch the sky..." [The Sethster] |
| Some bands have very... "unique" pre-show rituals. [Emily] |
| "I'm sorry sir, please step aside, there seems to be a problem with your album - it's too good." [runner33188] |
| Dave got so used to being scanned, when the security guards called him up, he knew the right way to stand without even thinking about it. [missie] |
| Just because Dave takes his shirt off at every concert doesn't mean he wants to in an airport. [relient fan] |
| "And one and, two, and one..." [Russ-T Jr.] |
| Relient Kustom [tonh] |
| After the crazy passport mixup between the Matthew's and the Jon's, Northwest Airlines had trouble believing there was only one Dave. [dannyboy] |
| "Hey Dave! I thought only swimmers shaved their legs!" [tyger6] |
| "...and you want us to believe that the sticks in your pockets are for drums?" [Rockin4Jesus] |
| Relient T [Bubbles] |
| After being the only Dave in the band for so long, he decided to clone himself. [Hannah] |
