| "John Reuben, you have just been Punk'd" [monkeyman] |
| "Is...Is this a beard? ...I AM a real boy now!" [Res[ilience]] |
| As soon as John walked in, he knew this is what heaven would look like. [Bass Girlie] |
| "Dude... I just got pants-ed!" [la chica] |
| "I want a mask that looks like this..." [steph] |
| "Sir, like I said before, we do not carry life-sized piñatas. I'm sorry. Now please excuse me, but you are becoming quite a nuisance." [Alex] |
| He slowly uncovered his eyes. he was still in the arcade, but the rest of his band was nowhere to be seen.... [kyaL] |
| Professional Shopper [D.O.] |
| Reuben is not sure what he's dippity doing. [Jason M Irvin] |
| "Oh buddy, the freaks DO come out at night..." [dilldogg] |
| Don't worry, he's not frightened or surprised. He's simply taking pictures for his next album, Open Your Mouth. [Brianna] |
| "Wow, this is hard! Do I want the pink bunny or the purple pony?" [eric] |
| Suddenly, Chuck E. Cheese looked at him, and all the repressed memories of childhood terrors came flooding back... [suburbian_headbanger] |
| "Do not tell me what I can and cannot do when I shop!" [Jordan Macias] |
| It was then that John realized where he could be working if the rap thing doesn't work out. [Link] |
| "He's right behind me, isn't he?" [JesusFreak] |
| "Inconceivable!!" [Rachel] |
| "They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!!" ["Maniac" Matt] |
| But just then, a sudden, dark thought surfaced from the depths of his memory. He had forgotten his mom's birthday. [Candace] |
