| "Ow! Why do I keep on hitting myself with the guitar?!" [RAWK] |
| You can only truly feel the softness of the guitar with your cheek. [MC] |
| "Oh how I miss the days of violin." [Melody] |
"I know, I miss Phil too" [zakk]  |
| "It's okay, my dear little guitar... tell Daddy all about it, I'm listening..." [da_catholic_girl] |
| *sighs* "I love my guitar." [Abbey B.] |
| See, they weren't lying when they said he could play in his sleep. [Bearclaws] |
| To be able to play the guitar one must first become the guitar [MikeyTFKfan] |
| "...and wuv.. troo wuv.. is wut bwings us toogeva toooday.." [shrynk] |
| Then Peter heard a little voice from inside his guitar [Harry] |
| After a late concert the previous night, Peter's energy gave out mid-song. [leah] |
| "Now, class! Today's lesson is about treating your guitars with love and respect. I will now demonstrate." [DanceForJesus] |
| "Wait.... you mean the guitars not plugged in??" [kyaL] |
| "I am free to run! I am free to dance! I am free to hug guitars!" [Joseph] |
| "Jody... Jody... Can you hear me? We need you back! With Phil gone, we can't reach the hair quota." [Lisa] |
| "Hello? Mom? Yeah, I got a new phone..." [coolchica] |
| "What's that? Does my widdle guitar need its strings changed?" [Jeff B.] |
| Superglue + Guitar + Ear = Pain [beans22] |
| "Don't tell the others, but you're really my favorite guitar." [Rob] |
