| "...and here we have an a Black-Jacketed Haseltine. Please don't tap the glass; they get angry if you do that." [George] |
| Dan In The Box [wookiee5] |
| "And now...Magnum!" [DJones] |
| "Remember, after you download this picture, photoshop me into a spiderman suit." [Danie] |
| I don't think this is what is meant by an "artist showcase." [kevlar] |
| Perhaps he never left the zoo after all. [Shelby] |
| Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne descends to the batcave... [Sector311] |
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!" [Nate]  |
| "No No No...listen, I really am trapped in this box. Could you put the camera down and get me some help?" [g-money] |
| "And in this section of the zoo we have Dan Haseltine in his natural habitat. This is a great photo opportunity, but please remember not to use your flash!" [josh] |
| After becoming too violent the band decided to donate Dan to the local zoo. [ty] |
| "You're a tiger! You're Tony the tiger!...you're Grrrreat!" [Timothy] |
| Jars Are Caged [mada] |
| "And here in this display we have an excellent specimen of [ccmus artisticus musicanus]" [brent] |
| "Oooh, look mommy! It's a Dan Haseltine!" [kyaL] |
| " ...And for the final part of the tour, we have a very special species. Only ever seen in very remote areas. He has a diet very similar to that of a human. He has tendency to get very irritated if you get to close so I sugest you... Oh! Jess get away from him." [Jennie] |
| After years of unsuccessfully trying to be a mime, he finally just put himself in a real glass box. [BurningBlaze] |
| "Look into my eyes...you are getting sleepy...you are thinking, 'Jars of Clay is suddenly my new fav band'..." [Jas] |
| "I'm sorry, I can't focus....there's a smudge on the glass and it's driving me NUTS!" [mary] |
| Picture proof that hiding behind a glass wall is bad in hide and go seek! [LCRUM] |
| "Maybe there's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good-looking..." [evan] |
| "Does your camera happen to have a glass cutter hidden in it somewhere?" [drum] |
| Artists who refuse to pose for pictures at the Dove Awards are placed in a glass box for easier accessibility. [notoftheworld] |
| "This is awkward... I'm just tying my shoe." [thesouthisonfire] |
