| "Let's do this! Loser leaves the band!" [Mama Gomer] |
| In reality, Pete never wanted to leave Newsboys. When he was replaced with Michael Tait, he fought back as anyone would: with kung-fu. [ric_the_ranger] |
| "I don't need no Kung Fu... Here smell this!" [Kent] |
| Newsboys were kung fu fighting, Those kids were fast as lighting, In fact it was a little bit frightening, But they fought with expert timing. [Courtney] |
| "OK, Dunny... If I win, I leave the band... If you lose, I leave the band." [HunterSThompson] |
| "I do NOT have PINK on my SWIMTRUNKS!!" [that_southpaw_chick] |
| "You just see what happens if you make another bald joke!" [Carter] |
| After leaving the Newsboys, Peter Furler decides that he should learn Tae Kwon Do in order to defend himself from disgruntled fans. [Amanda] |
| "You know maybe if you got a little closer you could actually hit something." [lil'rapper] |
| Ninjaboys [Brett] |
| Realizing he was leaving the band soon, Peter played one last joke on the guys: lining their swimming trunks with itching powder while they weren't looking. [Johnny Blake] |
| "I'm not ashamed to let ya know... I'm really good at Tae Kwon Do!" [karategirl] |
| "In the hands of God you will fall... in MY hands you will die!" [joker] |
| "Take me to your sensei!" [Christopher] |
| "Tell me to put board wax on my head just ONE more time..." [NHC] |
The decision to make Michael Tait the new lead singer was made after Duncan discovered that Peter was attempting to bring back the robot... [Drummer121686]  |
| "WHO SAID "EYELINER"?!" [killerbeez] |
| "AAHHH!! I can't see there is too much of a glare on your head" [Steven Kramb] |
| "How are these techniques supposed to help us learn to surf!?" [Stephanie] |
| "Stop. Look. Listen hard. This is why a band hires a body-guard..." [foxrock66] |
| Newsboards. [city_of_bones] |
| "Oh, yeah? Well, you...YOU'RE BALD!" [distortionxoverdrive] |
