| The Sound of Mike's Screams [Helisia] |
| "Mission control, come in mission contro- hey... OK! Who changed my life feed to K-LOVE!?!?" [J. Scot Brien] |
| "Cut the red wire! No, the RED wire!!" [jk84panhead] |
| "Tait is in Newsboys?!" [Sarah] |
| "Leeland?..... I was just kidding about the guitar, it's not broken! Lee?" [hickinbotham] |
| "Just want to serve my country, be the best pilot in the Navy, Sir!" [amanda] |
| "I don't know man... If you could see what I'm looking at, you'd probably soil yourself too..." [eric.reno] |
| "I'm on the NO CALL registry and I am NOT telling you again!" [misfit] |
| "Dude, I don't care if the smaller earphones have a higher risk of causing hearing loss, these huge things are killing me!" [alexisloveskutless] |
| And that's when he noticed the gigantic booger on the mouthpiece of his headset. [Mandy] |
| "What do mean, 'He's back?!'" [nmjcollie] |
| "What!? My Crazy Caption didn't win again?!" [ballerinarocker] |
| "Uh... Houston? We have a problem." [Zane] |
| "Do you understand the words that are comin' outta my mouth?!" ["Maniac" Matt] |
| "Did he just call me Bart? This interview is OVER!" [gmoney] |
| "What do you mean by 'the viking look is dead!?'" [Micahel James Kuhlman] |
As the national anthem began to play, he suddenly realized something: that was his band out there. [Ms. smog]  |
| "I just can't do it, Captain! I don't have the power!" [newsboyphreek] |
| "Smith to Mooring... Smith to Mooring... Come in Mooring" [Steph] |
| "Do these headphones make my beard look big?" [HayJay] |
| "Leeland? How did you manage to fit inside this little black thing?" [Harry] |
| "Hey guys, guess what....I stole someone's headset! And it ROCKS!!!" [thatwouldbeme] |
