| "I'm trying to tell you... my client is NOT the lead singer of the band, Red!" [Jeff] |
| "The problem with Christian Music is there isn't enough of me, don't you see that?" [Itsjustme92] |
...But Bond was never unprepared, for he had a pen gun loaded and ready under the table. [Sector311]  |
| "Your performance was weak, and you just did not bring in enough money for this task in the game. I'm sorry, but you're fired." [vahshir] |
| The US Department of Hitchhikers [Michael Kennedy] |
| "So...is that a yes on the proposal to get this guy to shave his beard?" [bjj50] |
| "Don't look now, but there's a camera right behind you." [Carter] |
| "So...can we call you back Mr. Prez?" [must_have_done_something_right] |
| Sara Groves is setting the example for her street team. Spread the word everywhere. Yes, even the White House. [newsboyphreek] |
| "No, unicorns are real. Everyone knows that the Norwegians are just hiding them." [katie h] |
| *mouthing* "Call...me!" [Sam] |
| With the interview going south, he decided to secretly press the red eject button with his pen. [SIGNATURE] |
| "I wouldn't suggest pleading guilty to the charge of having the Jonas Brothers on your iPod, just hope you have some fans in the jury." [Hamster] |
| "You've never heard of "hang loose"?? Wow, guess we need to plan a show in Hawaii!" [jfreak7] |
| "Ma'am, gang signs are not something that we approve of..." [RKfan] |
| "Listen, if there is any need for a stage dancer, we'll call you" [E p i c] |
| "I vote 'aye' to DC Talk getting back together." [BurningBlaze] |
| "This means 'hang ten?' I was just pointing my pinky at you!" [runnrgrl12] |
| The guys didn't really know how they were going to put her new sign language song on a CD. [Josh G.] |
| "Mr. President, I came here to ask why my caption wasn't picked last week." [project86rocks] |
