"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Tuesday, May 28, 2024
ALBUMS Above the Clouds The Righteous Remixes [Polished Arrow]
This Friday, May 31, 2024
ALBUMS Crowder The EXILE [sixsteps] Jon Foreman In Bloom (independent) High Road Straight from the Heart [Daywind] Reba Rambo Dreamin' (Digital Debut) [Sony Legacy]
SINGLES Aremmic Echoes of Love - Single (independent) Melvin Crispell, III Yesterday - Single [RCAI] Natalie Grant A Luz Te Encontrará (feat. Gabriel Henrique) - Single [Curb] JusJames Time - Single [Polished Arrow] The Kingdom Heirs No Better Time - Single [Sonlite] Lecrae Still Here - Single [Reach] Mission House A Day for Singing - Single [Integrity] Remedy Drive Steady - Single (independent) Thrive Worship Highest One - Single [Integrity] The Two Fake Blondes Holy Spirit Lead (Acoustic) - Single (independent) Uche Agu & Revival Today Worship Nothing Without You - Single [DREAM] V1 Worship Eternity - Single [DREAM] Young Society Band Anthem - Single [DREAM]
Next Sunday, June 2, 2024
SINGLES Anathoth No fue Dios - Single [Charon Collective]
Next Friday, June 7, 2024
ALBUMS Brandon Heath Neverland - EP [Centricity] Kim Walker-Smith Trample [Come to the Table]
Brandon Lake Leads with Double Wins at 11th Annual K-LOVE Fan Awards
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Above the Clouds The Righteous Remixes [Polished Arrow]
