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Crazy Caption Photo No.196: "Jars Of Pretzels"

(pictured: Stephen Mason of Jars of Clay; Source: Stephen's Instagram Feed)
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"364 days until the next Pretzel Day!" [Ian]

"Mario, you maka de pizza, I maka de pretzel." [Anthony] *winner*

His online dating site video simply said, "I knead to be loved. Looking to tie the knot." [Indygus]

The photographer became instantly famous when he learned he snapped a picture that revealed the secret identity of the elusive superhero, The Flash. [godzgirl9aj]

So this is what happens to artist that don't have hit records? [Stacy]

"I'll make ya an offa' ya just can't refuse." [Chreaster]

"I made this for you!" [Danegerous]

"HEY! I told you you need a hair net for that mustache!" [CayCurr95]

"It's too dangerous to go alone! Take this!" [Patricia O'Connor]

"You can have this pretzel, but there's a twist. Mwahaha" [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]

He tried his hand at another occupation..but you could say it was twisted. [Jennawithab]

"I MUSTACHE you a question! How do you like pretzels?" [Leo]

Jars Of Pretzels [stacy122]

"Thank you Mario! But your pretzel is in another castle." [Psykotick]

With video game sales down, Mario took a second job. [Dave]

This Weeks Winner
Anthony won a full CD copy of Love Found Me, the new album from VOTA (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, May 28, 2024
ALBUMS
Above the Clouds The Righteous Remixes [Polished Arrow]

This Friday, May 31, 2024
ALBUMS
Crowder The EXILE [sixsteps]
Jon Foreman In Bloom (independent)
High Road Straight from the Heart [Daywind]
Reba Rambo Dreamin' (Digital Debut) [Sony Legacy]

SINGLES
Aremmic Echoes of Love - Single (independent)
Melvin Crispell, III Yesterday - Single [RCAI]
Natalie Grant A Luz Te Encontrará (feat. Gabriel Henrique) - Single [Curb]
JusJames Time - Single [Polished Arrow]
The Kingdom Heirs No Better Time - Single [Sonlite]
Lecrae Still Here - Single [Reach]
Mission House A Day for Singing - Single [Integrity]
Remedy Drive Steady - Single (independent)
Thrive Worship Highest One - Single [Integrity]
The Two Fake Blondes Holy Spirit Lead (Acoustic) - Single (independent)
Uche Agu & Revival Today Worship Nothing Without You - Single [DREAM]
V1 Worship Eternity - Single [DREAM]
Young Society Band Anthem - Single [DREAM]

Next Sunday, June 2, 2024
SINGLES
Anathoth No fue Dios - Single [Charon Collective]

Next Friday, June 7, 2024
ALBUMS
Brandon Heath Neverland - EP [Centricity]
Kim Walker-Smith Trample [Come to the Table]
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