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Crazy Caption Photo No.123: "Professional Shopper"

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"John Reuben, you have just been Punk'd" [monkeyman]

"Is...Is this a beard? ...I AM a real boy now!" [Res[ilience]]

As soon as John walked in, he knew this is what heaven would look like. [Bass Girlie]

"Dude... I just got pants-ed!" [la chica]

"I want a mask that looks like this..." [steph]

"Sir, like I said before, we do not carry life-sized piņatas. I'm sorry. Now please excuse me, but you are becoming quite a nuisance." [Alex]

He slowly uncovered his eyes. he was still in the arcade, but the rest of his band was nowhere to be seen.... [kyaL]

Professional Shopper [D.O.]

Reuben is not sure what he's dippity doing. [Jason M Irvin]

"Oh buddy, the freaks DO come out at night..." [dilldogg]

Don't worry, he's not frightened or surprised. He's simply taking pictures for his next album, Open Your Mouth. [Brianna]

"Wow, this is hard! Do I want the pink bunny or the purple pony?" [eric]

Suddenly, Chuck E. Cheese looked at him, and all the repressed memories of childhood terrors came flooding back... [suburbian_headbanger]

"Do not tell me what I can and cannot do when I shop!" [Jordan Macias]

It was then that John realized where he could be working if the rap thing doesn't work out. [Link]

"He's right behind me, isn't he?" [JesusFreak]

"Inconceivable!!" [Rachel]

"They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!!" ["Maniac" Matt]

But just then, a sudden, dark thought surfaced from the depths of his memory. He had forgotten his mom's birthday. [Candace]

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, May 15, 2024
ALBUMS
Mat Kearney Mat Kearney [Middle Kid]

This Friday, May 17, 2024
ALBUMS
11th Hour That's Who He Is [Sonlite]
Jeremy Camp Deeper Waters [Capitol CMG]
Mark D. Conklin The Gospel According to Mark [StowTown]
David and Nicole Binion Tribulation - EP [Integrity]
Deitrick Haddon One Night in California (independent)
Illustrate, Procyse In the Name [Polished Arrow]
Sarah Kroger A New Reality [Integrity]
planetboom Sound of Victory [Venture3Media]
Red Worship How He Reveals (independent)
(UN)WORTHY This Present Darkness [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Elevation Worship Sure Been Good - Single [Elevation]
Colton Dixon UP+UP - Single [Atlantic]
Phil Joel, Don Chaffer Our Common Home (feat. Jason Roy & Jason Gray) - Single [The Fuel]
Leeland, Majo y Dan Con Todo Mi Ser - Single [Integrity]
Open Heaven Outpouring - Single [DREAM]
Justin Warren See You Again - Single [Radiate]

Next Friday, May 24, 2024
ALBUMS
AOH Music Heal Our World - EP (independent)
Twenty One Pilots Clancy [Fueled by Ramen]
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