| As Matt was drug to the McDonald's bathroom, he knew he'd never steal Brian's last fry again. [SavedBYgrace] |
| "Don't make me do this man! Just hand over the khaki pants..." [Linja] |
| Matt had written songs about Marylin Manson, Back to the Future, and "Thundercats", but with a cover of "Barney the Dinosaur" slated for the new album, it was time to draw the line. [seagull boy] |
| "Awww, somebody call the WAAMMMbulance" [Denise] |
| "Matt, I told you your face would stick like that if you kept doing that." [Davidb] |
| "I said 'phat!' PHA not FA!!" [dudeguyperson] |
| The mechanic featured in the song "Breakdown" is finally getting some revenge for the negative effects the song has had on his business. [Sassquatch] |
| This is what happens when you don't bring your Bible to church [Azeneth Rodriguez] |
| "No! I swear! There really IS a mongoose on your shoulder!" [OverAndAgainst] |
| A face you never ever want to see again... [bob] |
| The Anatomy of Fist in Nose [Mike Warren] |
| "Ok, ok, it was me! I cleaned the toilet with your tooth brush" [scotty-hank] |
| "...and THAT is for 'Hoopes I Did It Again'" [Doctor Worm] |
| "Oh No! Where was my spidey sense on that one!" [Urban Cowboy] |
| "And this little piggy went..." [iWitness2] |
| "Now who's the greatest Thundercat of them all?" [Nate] |
