| "It's simple: accept Jesus or we'll pull the plug" [Lee R] |
| "He's dying! Get him a Skillet CD quick!" [Chris Hartman] |
| "I must confess that I feel like a DOCTOR!" [LlamaHomefry] |
| Skilletectomy [Josh da Greek] |
| "Nurse, I need a scapel, forceps, and skillet..." [Chris S.] |
| "Excuse me, who let you in here with a camera?!?!" [melee] |
| "Ben and I are here today working to reconstruct all of the faces that we rocked off." [RawkinRole] |
| "Drs. Ledger and Kasica, we have searched all over the world for this question for you two great physicians to answer: Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?" [Linkavitch] |
| "If you have a fever, the only prescription is more Skillet." [Jeff] |
| "In all my years in the medical profession I have never seen anything like this. Just how did you get a pan stuck to your head?" [newsboyphreek] |
| "Doctor, he's flatlining!!" "...I'm thinking Arby's." [Rev-J] |
| ...and they are here to save the world... [bre] |
| "We have self diagnosed that we are awesome." [Heather] |
| Mom and Dad always said to have a back-up plan for your life in case the whole band thing didn't work out... [Josh] |
| "And how do you feel? Like a monster? Interesting." [Dyl464] |
| Dr. Ben and Dr. Jen looked way too eager to perform their first colonoscopy. [DaveG] |
| In other news two members of the Christian Rock band Skillet were arrested today for impersonating doctors. [metal777] |
| "We're being sued for malpractice, 'CAUSE WE PUT THE 'KILL IT' IN 'SKILLET'" [Jacob] |
| "And now to announce John and Korey's third child..." [Sarah] |
"Nurse I need your help-STRIKE A POSE!-alright this man has a case of..." [KyLe]  |
| "So what are we going to do tonight, Jen?" "The same thing we do every night, Ben - Try to take over the world!" [Jenny] |
