| "Good thing I was here in time for that "bearded men" sale!" [chris] |
| "What part of 'I want my Quaker Oat Chips don't you get?!'" [SFchick] |
| "If you don't stop pouting, you're not getting the Sponge Bob Squarepants jube jubes" [Mants] |
| "You know you're getting a little too old for this." [mortimer] |
| "What?!? You know we can't afford the fun pack! You're just gonna have to put it back... and while you're at it, grab some Pampers for you and your brother." [Uncle Rico] |
| "Okay I'll bargain with you... I'll buy the rice snacks if you get out of the buggy." [Jonesyy] |
| "You've grown so much in the past 18 years!" [audioarules] |
| "Just because you filled up the rest of the cart, doesn't mean we're done shopping, Honey." [C.S.] |
| "...and now, back to Shopping With Showbread..." [FIFGirl] |
| "If you say 'my lips hurt real bad,' the Chapstick goes right back on the shelf." [Rachel] |
| "I'm sorry I said your mom is ugly. Can I get out of the cart now?" [foreverKate] |
| "Now, be a good boy and you'll be allowed to play in tonight's concert..." [blueyedblondie] |
| Shopping list: Gatorade, Bread, Quaker snacks, a big man with long hair, Pop Tarts... [douFR0G] |
| "...and the best part? I'm packed with 12 essential vitamins and minerals!" [Allan] |
| "Hurry up. We don't want people to see that we're blowing the Atkins diet again." [The Crazy Code Kid] |
| "You didn't brush your hair today..." "Thank you, Captain Obvious" [Charlie Brown] |
| ...and neither have blinked for 16 hours now... [Chev] |
| "Oh look! Matt from Showbread is on sale for 99 cents!" [kory] |
