| Snake: "Oh thank heavens! It's not Steve Irwin!" [Ashley the person] |
| There goes another newsboy... Who wants to be the new drummer? [Becky the rock till i drop Kohns] |
| News-Boas [Brett] |
| Snake--the other other other white meat. [bob the dog] |
| It's all fun and games until someone has there nose bitten off by a Vietnamese Spitting Cobra. [El Sanco] |
| "...Then the Lord said to Duncan, 'Duncan! Throw down your drumstick!' So Duncan threw it down and it became a snake." [Freddie] |
| The snake opened his mouth wide. Jeff braced for the worst as the snake asked impatiently, "When is Down Under the Big Top coming to DVD??!" [zimmerman] |
| Famous last words: "Of course its not poisonous!" [iluvrelientk] |
| "You call that slithering? THIS is slithering!" [Moseph] |
| "The anti-venom is miles away, but folks, look at those markings!" [Chuck] |
| Album sales were low. Too low. Food was tight. There was only one solution... [Ash McBash] |
| Apparently ALL Australians are like this... [bob] |
| Entertaining Reptiles [Joel] |
| He just had to tell everyone that he was the 100th Crazy Caption. [arrowofGod] |
| "Sooo, eating the apple will make me smarter, right?" [Flipthelemon] |
| Crocodile Dunny: Rated PG, starts everywhere Friday June 30th. [Anthony Ioime] |
| Snake: "Look at this great specimen of a human, watch how he stares at me while trying to figure out what I'm doing" [Jacob Delicious] |
| "Hmm... maybe black wasn't the best choice for trying to blend in." [Tami] |
| "Peter... I think I know what happened to Jody..." [AJS] |
