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Crazy Caption Photo No.044: "Five Year-Old Frenzy"

(pictured: Sonnie and Andy of Five Iron Frenzy; photo from FiveIronFrenzy.com)
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"What are we going to do tonight Brain?" "The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!" [JHPphantom]

"No, Lloyd looks more like this!" [chele]

"Hi everybody! We are so very sorry that Barney can't come today, so we're his replacements!" [FIFreak]

"New research claims that being in a band causes severe regression." [Ashalana]

"I told you we would get stuck!" [Andi]

"Simon Peter, what strange fish there are in your net!" [Jason H.]

3 happy meals... $6. 3 milk shakes... $4. Seeing you friends' reactions after you lock them in the PlayPlace and eat their fries... priceless. [ajkdrummerboy]

"Quit screaming! We'll figure a way out!" [mustardman]

"Could the parents of two rock stars please return to the play equipment on level 3..." [the_seagull_boy]

Five Iron Frenzy guest stars on the new reality series... I'm a musician, Get Me Out Of HERE! [notorious B.E.N.]

"Mommy, how much longer? I've been in here since I was three." [Janay]

"Due to their lack of CD sales, they thought they should try appealing to a younger audience." [Benly]

"Look at us! We're the webmasters of JFH!" [Byrdman]

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This Friday, May 1, 2026
ALBUMS
Haste the Day Dissenter [Solid State]
Illustrate Creative (independent)
Tommee Profitt The Resurrection of the King (2-CD Release) [Capitol CMG]
The Sagehens Valley Go Home [Velvet Blue]
Tauren Wells Breathe On It [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Elan Brio The Way of the Servant (feat. HIS Hypeman Stract) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro, OnBeatMusic, tonyxtrotter Tawk - Single [Syntax]
Dubem Burn - Single [Syntax]
EJ Swavv, Riley Mobz, Eelmatic Lonely - Single [Syntax]
Luvell Elevado Clouded Skies II - Single [Syntax]
Faith Worship Arts, John Dreher Something Incredible - Single [Dream Worship]
GLADDEN Living Proof - Single [Dream]
The Hyssongs Good News Savior - Single [Horizon]
IDEGO CALLING OUT (feat. Kins) - Single (independent)
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 139 - Single [Dream]
Kevi Morse Blossom - Single [Syntax]
Mountain People Worship Treasure In The Field [The Unreleased Work Tapes] - Single [Ocean House]
Leslie Perez Back to My Love - Single [Gotee]

Next Friday, May 8, 2026
ALBUMS
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
Amy Grant The Me That Remains [AG]
idle threat you'll forget the sun [Tooth & Nail]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - EP [Provident/Sony]
Allan Scott Just One More (Songs from the Motion Picture) - Multi-Single [Dream]

SINGLES
Matthew Plante LUV ME! - Single [Dream]


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