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Crazy Caption Photo No.044: "Five Year-Old Frenzy"

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"What are we going to do tonight Brain?" "The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!" [JHPphantom]

"No, Lloyd looks more like this!" [chele]

"Hi everybody! We are so very sorry that Barney can't come today, so we're his replacements!" [FIFreak]

"New research claims that being in a band causes severe regression." [Ashalana]

"I told you we would get stuck!" [Andi]

"Simon Peter, what strange fish there are in your net!" [Jason H.]

3 happy meals... $6. 3 milk shakes... $4. Seeing you friends' reactions after you lock them in the PlayPlace and eat their fries... priceless. [ajkdrummerboy]

"Quit screaming! We'll figure a way out!" [mustardman]

"Could the parents of two rock stars please return to the play equipment on level 3..." [the_seagull_boy]

Five Iron Frenzy guest stars on the new reality series... I'm a musician, Get Me Out Of HERE! [notorious B.E.N.]

"Mommy, how much longer? I've been in here since I was three." [Janay]

"Due to their lack of CD sales, they thought they should try appealing to a younger audience." [Benly]

"Look at us! We're the webmasters of JFH!" [Byrdman]

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, July 31
ALBUMS
Pat Barrett, Worship Together Burn in Us [Capitol CMG]
Joseph Habedank The Worship Album [Gaither]
Sower Contrast (independent)
Starflyer 59 Disappointed E.P. [Velvet Blue]

SINGLES
99 APEX Move - Single [Syntax]
A Mose Spirit Rhythm - Single [Syntax]
Hillside Recording Come Back Home - Single (independent)
JusRzd, Cyrus Sonata, & Mic Wise LHM - Single [Syntax]
KNGDM REVIVAL OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream]
Jeannie Ortega Sorry - Single [Syntax]
Razzie & DTG Rich EEH - Single [Syntax]
We Are Messengers Room For You - Single [Wings]

VINYL
IONA IONA vinyl box set Vinyl (independent)

Next Wednesday, August 5
ALBUMS
Life.Church Switch Simple - EP (independent)

Next Friday, August 7
ALBUMS
The Choir Dragonfly [Galaxy 21]
John Elefante Stories: The John Elefante Collection [Girder]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship Child of God - Single [Dream]
Francesca Battistelli He Will - Single [Curb]
Josh Grove Trust (Psalm 13) - Single (independent)
Allan Scott Everybody Needs Someone - Single [Dream]
Good Weather Forecast, SOFYKA NOMADIC TENDENCIES - Single [Dream]
Carly Ann Taylor Lifeline - Single [Wings]
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