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"This will get me in with Plus One, right?" [Chrissy]

Due to recent nightmares, the Quizno's Subs banjo-playing mutated hamsters will be replaced by the purse-playing Owen Wilson. [Smart E Pance]

With the popularity of rap music growing, rock bands had to find new jobs, like modeling. [Lizardman]

Queer Eye for a Delirious? Guy [Grey]

"Listen, if Kevin Max can get away with wearing a feather boa, I can wear a purse." [joyelectric001]

"This is so five minutes ago." [jump5_#1Fan]

"...and yes, it IS a genuine Jesus Freak Hideout manbag, just what the musician on the go needs..." [seagull boy]

"And for those too embarassed to wear a kilt..." [rae]

"My sister, Cindy Crawford, couldn't be here today so I'm filling in..." [Lauren the Misunderstood]

"Does my butt make this handbag look big?" [jayson]

"He said I dressed like a girl... so I smacked him with my purse" [Steve]

"Why do I always get caught with the triple dog dare?!" [Abbey Dragoon]

"It's European!" [ComiCoz]

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Steve won a copy of Bethany Dillon's The Beautiful Sessions EP

 

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, July 7
SINGLES
Seth Davey Onward and Upward - Single (independent)

This Friday, July 10
ALBUMS
Gracie Miss Misfortunately (CD) [Tooth & Nail]
Jet Circus Dance or Die!: Bone Crushing Remixes [Girder]
KB THIS CANNOT BE SOLD [Provident]
The Kingsmen Still Jesus [Horizon]
Anne Wilson Stars (Blue Hour Deluxe) [Capitol CMG]
Bethany Wohrle Reason That I Sing [Bethel]

SINGLES
Bonray Time to Rise - Single [Dream]
Dreamers Have Your Way/Breath of Heaven (At Home) - Single [Dream]
eddieM What Does It Feel Like - Single [Syntax]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 103 - Single [Dream]
Tasha Layton Meet Me in The Valley (I Surrender All) - Single [BEC]
Life.Church Switch Good News - Single (independent)
Marty Magehee Let It Go - Single (independent)
No Vain Glory THRONE - Single [Syntax]
Saints in Exile Selfish for Dopamine - Single [Syntax]
Skillet Scream - Single [Hear It Loud]
Zauntee PRICE TO STAY ALIVE - Single [BEC]

Next Friday, July 17
ALBUMS
Mark Bishop Where Do Blessings Come From? [Sonlite]
ELEVATION RHYTHM Washed [Elevation]
Justin Gambino Garden Of The Lord [Residence Music]
IDEGO IDEGO - EP (independent)
Small Voice Testimonies - EP (independent)
Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident]

SINGLES
Destiny what happened to love? - Single [Harmony]
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
Jake MacAdam & Diana Trout I Will Lead - Single (independent)
Matthew Plante OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream]
Remnant House Nothing Without Him - Single (independent)
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