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"This will get me in with Plus One, right?" [Chrissy]

Due to recent nightmares, the Quizno's Subs banjo-playing mutated hamsters will be replaced by the purse-playing Owen Wilson. [Smart E Pance]

With the popularity of rap music growing, rock bands had to find new jobs, like modeling. [Lizardman]

Queer Eye for a Delirious? Guy [Grey]

"Listen, if Kevin Max can get away with wearing a feather boa, I can wear a purse." [joyelectric001]

"This is so five minutes ago." [jump5_#1Fan]

"...and yes, it IS a genuine Jesus Freak Hideout manbag, just what the musician on the go needs..." [seagull boy]

"And for those too embarassed to wear a kilt..." [rae]

"My sister, Cindy Crawford, couldn't be here today so I'm filling in..." [Lauren the Misunderstood]

"Does my butt make this handbag look big?" [jayson]

"He said I dressed like a girl... so I smacked him with my purse" [Steve]

"Why do I always get caught with the triple dog dare?!" [Abbey Dragoon]

"It's European!" [ComiCoz]

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Steve won a copy of Bethany Dillon's The Beautiful Sessions EP

 

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, May 6, 2026
SINGLES
Anike Contagious - Single [Reach]

This Friday, May 8, 2026
ALBUMS
AC Lightnin They Call Me AC (Mixtape) (independent)
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
Amy Grant The Me That Remains [AG]
idle threat you'll forget the sun [Tooth & Nail]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - EP [Provident/Sony]
Allan Scott Just One More (Songs from the Motion Picture) - Multi-Single [Dream]

SINGLES
Drenae Hold On (ft. Smiiley baby) - Single [Syntax]
goodwill & Griffin McCoy START WITH US - Single [Syntax]
KB Left Hand (feat. Terrian) - Single [Provident]
No Vain Glory BEATING THE BAD (SYMPHONY V) - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante LUV ME! - Single [Dream]

Next Friday, May 15, 2026
Brooke Ligertwood EAT [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
ELEOS Leper's Veil - Single [Ocean House]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Feel Your Heartbeat - Single [People & Songs]
Switchfoot Absolution - Single [By Design/BMG]
Joel Vaughn Over It - Single [Ocean House]
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