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"Well, Gusteau did say anyone can cook." [Muffin Man]

Heaven's Kitchen [arrowofGod]

"When I said 'Focus on the pasta' I didn't mean 'Stare at it'." [brewers_girl_24]

Someone should tell him that spaghetti cooks faster when the stove is on. [junefrogger]

"Okay. On the count of three, we flip it like a pancake. Are you with me?" [happykid]

The newest reality show: Cooking With Musicians [footprintsgirl]

"Our wives really cooked this, we're just posing for the picture!" [Gal]

"Watch, I can boil the water... WITH MY MIND!!!" [hayley]

"Hey, act like you know what you're doing, someone is taking a picture!" [Funny_Face]

"Holy cow! The watched pot boiled. The watched pot boiled!" [J-Ra]

"And we thought that touring was difficult..." [buck]

I Wish We All Could Cook [Christa]

"And this is why we're musicians, not cooks." [kneeboarder1243]

"I think... yeah... the spaghetti is trying to tell me something..." [Jadles]

"I never did like shrimp, tomatoes, or pepper. And it just do happens we are having all three." [Leah Roman]

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This Thursday, May 28, 2026
SINGLES
Stryper I'm Alright, (I'm Okay) - Single [Frontiers]

This Friday, May 29, 2026
ALBUMS
Benjamin William Hastings x Aodhán King Happy To Be Here [Anotherland/Capitol CMG]
Dojo Saints Dojo Saints (independent)
Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs 2026 Q2 (independent)
Heartbound Lamentations (independent)
Narnia X [Sound Pollution]
Skye Peterson Through Line (independent)
Mike Rogers Mike Rogers [Gaither]
Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident]
Various Artists Rock, Paper, Scissors, METAL: Vol. 4 [JFH Music]
Various Artists To Hell with the Devil - A 40th Anniversary Salute [Roxx]

SINGLES
Abandoned Pools Einstein's Space and Van Gogh's Sky - Single (independent)
Lady Audri IOU - Single [Syntax]
Bill B. The usual - Single [Syntax]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Battlefront (Spiritual War) - Single [Syntax]
Gracie Binion & John Wilds Show Me Your Face - Single [BEC]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 44 - Single [Dream]
Hillside Recording Every Morning - Single [Ocean House]
Vic Lucas Joy is Coming - Single [Syntax]
Northview Worship Wildly Faithful - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante Like You Do - Single [Dream]
Jenna Raine What Would I Say? - Single [Warner]
Saints in Exile Need an Escape - Single [Syntax]
Jordan St. Cyr Every Reason To Bellieve - Single [BEC]

VINYL
Newsboys Take Me To Your Leader (30th Anniversary Edition) [Red] [Girder]

Next Tuesday, June 2, 2026
ALBUMS
John Joseph James God of the Second Chance (independent)

Next Wednesday, June 3, 2026
SINGLES
Life.Church Switch Hunger - Single [Ocean House]

Next Friday, June 5, 2026
ALBUMS
John Allan Live from Anaheim - EP [Centricity]
August Burns Red Season of Surrender [Fearless]
Zach Williams Revival Nights at Red Rocks [Provident]

SINGLES
CAIN Living Water - Single [Provident]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Stand on Your Promise - Single [People & Songs]
John Long, Jake MacAdam Jesus is Better - Single [Ocean House]


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