Jesusfreakhideout.com celebrates 30 Years online in 2026... Get Your Music - and everything else - on Amazon! All purchases made on Amazon through this link earn a commission for Jesusfreakhideout.com!
Jesusfreakhideout.com celebrates 30 Years online in 2026... Get Your Music - and everything else - on Amazon! All purchases made on Amazon through this link earn a commission for Jesusfreakhideout.com!

Previous Caption
Lloyd's Crazy Caption
This week's photo

Crazy Caption Photo No.120: "The After Dinner"

(pictured: Matt Fuqua and Brad Wigg of The Afters)
Next Caption


"Well, Gusteau did say anyone can cook." [Muffin Man]

Heaven's Kitchen [arrowofGod]

"When I said 'Focus on the pasta' I didn't mean 'Stare at it'." [brewers_girl_24]

Someone should tell him that spaghetti cooks faster when the stove is on. [junefrogger]

"Okay. On the count of three, we flip it like a pancake. Are you with me?" [happykid]

The newest reality show: Cooking With Musicians [footprintsgirl]

"Our wives really cooked this, we're just posing for the picture!" [Gal]

"Watch, I can boil the water... WITH MY MIND!!!" [hayley]

"Hey, act like you know what you're doing, someone is taking a picture!" [Funny_Face]

"Holy cow! The watched pot boiled. The watched pot boiled!" [J-Ra]

"And we thought that touring was difficult..." [buck]

I Wish We All Could Cook [Christa]

"And this is why we're musicians, not cooks." [kneeboarder1243]

"I think... yeah... the spaghetti is trying to tell me something..." [Jadles]

"I never did like shrimp, tomatoes, or pepper. And it just do happens we are having all three." [Leah Roman]

This Weeks Winner
Hayley won a full prerelease copy of BarlowGirl's How Can We Be Silent

 

  go back or go to the Caption archive

 

                 
Get $20 off $50 and up order when you use our link -- and we'll get a discount, too!

Search JFH



This Sunday, May 10, 2026
SINGLES
JNDJ WOUNDS - Single (independent)

This Thursday, May 14, 2026
ALBUMS
Abandoned Pools Humanistic (Re-Release) [BMG]

This Friday, May 15, 2026
ALBUMS
Dispraised Dispraised [Thumper Punk Records]
Lamenter Transparency: Part One - EP (independent)
Brooke Ligertwood EAT [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
99 APEX Jumped - Single [Syntax]
AustinThaNoble Ray of Sunshine - Single [Syntax]
LamonTT Blackshire One Job - Single [Syntax]
ELEOS Leper's Veil - Single [Ocean House]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Feel Your Heartbeat - Single [People & Songs]
Hiyab Gabriel I Choose You - Single (independent)
Glasslands Blood in the Water - Single (independent)
Nathan Oswalt whatever happened to US? - Single (independent)
Seven Years Yes to Everything You Are - Single (independent)
Sower Joy - Single (independent)
Switchfoot Absolution - Single [By Design/BMG]
Joel Vaughn Over It - Single [Ocean House]

Next Friday, May 22, 2026
ALBUMS
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
Grand Motel untitled (independent)
Philippa Hanna Magnificent [Integrity]
Jenn Johnson Happy [Bethel]
Under the Myrtles The Curse is Broken - EP (independent)
Rusty Vining & His Friends Already / Not Yet (independent)

SINGLES
Wavorly EXILE - Single (independent)
Ayiesha Woods No Rock (feat. Mr. Talkbox) - Single (independent)


For all release dates, click here!
 

Purchase Original Art Prints, Drawings, Stickers, Bookmarks and more from JFH's own John DiBiase!
Need proofreading and editing help? We've got you covered! Click here to learn more
Check out depositphotos for royalty free images