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Crazy Caption Photo No.120: "The After Dinner"

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"Well, Gusteau did say anyone can cook." [Muffin Man]

Heaven's Kitchen [arrowofGod]

"When I said 'Focus on the pasta' I didn't mean 'Stare at it'." [brewers_girl_24]

Someone should tell him that spaghetti cooks faster when the stove is on. [junefrogger]

"Okay. On the count of three, we flip it like a pancake. Are you with me?" [happykid]

The newest reality show: Cooking With Musicians [footprintsgirl]

"Our wives really cooked this, we're just posing for the picture!" [Gal]

"Watch, I can boil the water... WITH MY MIND!!!" [hayley]

"Hey, act like you know what you're doing, someone is taking a picture!" [Funny_Face]

"Holy cow! The watched pot boiled. The watched pot boiled!" [J-Ra]

"And we thought that touring was difficult..." [buck]

I Wish We All Could Cook [Christa]

"And this is why we're musicians, not cooks." [kneeboarder1243]

"I think... yeah... the spaghetti is trying to tell me something..." [Jadles]

"I never did like shrimp, tomatoes, or pepper. And it just do happens we are having all three." [Leah Roman]

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This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]

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