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Crazy Caption Photo No.130: "Contemporary Christian Muppets"

(pictured: Rob Beckley and Noah Henson of Pillar at the GRAMMYs)
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"Just one more question... Why are there so many songs about rainbows?" [flatfoot56frk]

"So, Kermit and I were wondering if we could be in the band??" [Felicia]

"Well, we are big advocates for Muppet Rights. We like to think that we've fought hard for muppet equality in the workplace." [allison]

"No, you may not use my 'amazingly square beard' to teach little kids about angles" [brent]

The guys from Pillar were speechless when they found out that even the muppets loved the new album. [Zacman]

No longer a headliner, this was all the publicity they could get. [ezrah]

CCM: Contemporary Christian Muppets [junefrogger]

This is when he realized that this was just like that reoccurring dream he had every night... [emy]

"I-I'm sorry, I get nervous in front of puppets...especially ones holding microphones" [Giggles the Germ]

The "Rob" puppet was such a smashing success that Jim Henson sent his people over immediately. Although he wore his trademark "HARDCORE ROCK FACE," Noah was pleased. [jon]

"Are you guys a member of the Green Party?" [Shane]

"Quick question Rob. That's a nice Jacket. ....Do they make it for guys?" [Super Sassquatch]

"Mmm, I'm thinkin fried shrimp and frog legs. How bout you?" [mr bean]

"Be honest, do my extra arms freak you out?" [babyjoy]

"Guess you didn't hear, this is a black tie event..." [Amber]

Noah: "No--I'm pretty sure I'm not related to Jim Henson" [theluke]

"Crud... not again." [Ian]

"Um, I'm not gonna smell it if that's what you want" [Meg]

"I can see it now! Pillar in Space, or The Pillar Christmas Carol!" [Hawk_Nelson_Loves_Me]

And Noah thought HE looked out of place. [criesofthepast]

The muppets just had to inquire how it was possible to clean the hat to that level of whiteness. [Aaron]

"Sorry, we didn't even really consider For the Love of the Muppets." [Kountry Gentleman]

Seconds later, Miss Piggy floored Noah, mistaking him for Kermit's new girlfriend. [JesusRocker]

This Weeks Winner
allison won a full prerelease copy of Pillar's latest album, For The Love Of The Game

 

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This Friday, November 28, 2025
ALBUMS
Seth Davey Words in the Wounds (independent)
Emery White Line Fever (Remastered) - Disc Two (independent)
Illustrate, Procyse In The Name (Remixes) [Polished Arrow]
John P. Kee Throwback: An Evening with John P. Kee, Part 1 [Tyscot]
Phil Wickham Psalm 8 - EP [Fair Trade]
Calum Wood Christmas Songs from the Kitchen Table, Vol. 1 (independent)

SINGLES
Ashes Awaken For You - Single [MTS]
Ian Austin Simpler Times (feat. Heather Suzanne) - Single [Ocean House]
Mark Fonseca No Vacancy - Single (independent)
Hillside Recording Unto Us - Single [Ocean House]
Kemara Lynn Apply Pressure (feat. DKG KIE) - Single (independent)

VINYL
John Schlitt The Christmas Project Vinyl [Girder]

Next Friday, December 5, 2025
SINGLES
29:11 Worship Glory Glory - Single [DREAM]
Cleansing Of The Temple Mary Did You Know? - Single [Rottweiler]
Heather Suzanne, Ian Austin Sleeping Child of Bethlehem - Single [Ocean House]
Living Again Dive Into - Single [Ocean House]
Seth Metoyer Flicker Of December - Single [Rottweiler/Broken Curfew]
Run51 Good News (A Christmas Medley) - Single [DREAM]


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