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Crazy Caption Photo No.140: "Drew's News"

(pictured: Drew Shirley of Switchfoot)

"...but first, let's cut to Drew over in Sports. Drew?" [P.B.lue]

"I'm just happy to be part of the Switchfoot team. We're coming together pretty good right now. When we get on that stage we give a 110%. You wanna play good, you hope you play good, I think we played pretty good tonight... Back to you Boomer." [rezkid]

Switch Center [Trevy]

Drew's News [Kat]

"Duh-nuh-nuh, Duh-nuh-huh!" [Carter]

"Hello sports fans! I'm Drew Shirley... And I have no clue what I am doing here." [jswoods]

Grinning fiendishly, only he would know what really happened to Chris Berman... [emotatertot]

"You stay classy, San Diego." [Chris Alderson]

Drew smiles awkwardly as he realizes his teleprompter has been sabotaged by his fellow band mates. [zer0small]

"...the final score of the rap-off was Michael W. Smith 30, tobyMac 52..." [Lula]

After leaving the band, Drew deciced to take on a more challenging arena: sportscaster. [zdude]

"And now we'll take a look at the outcome of... the Annual Rock-Paper-Scissors Tournament? Seriously?!" [JLav]

"I'm the front man now, Jon!!" [Harry]

"And I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lika...do...da cha cha" [dymondbac]

"Did I mention I'm in Switchfoot?" [Brett]

When Drew signed up for this, they never said anything about Botox... [luvrofthefoot]

"...Sports Center will be right back with more SWITCHFOOT ON ICE!" [GiC]

"Hello and welcome to the Switchfoot Center Pre-game Report. I'm your host, Drew Shirley. Well, it looks like another sold-out show in Milwakee tonight. Ticket lines extenuated two miles earlier today, and the fans were going crazy even before the openers took the stage! Let's go to our man down in the field, where it looks like they're just about wrapping up their set - Chad?" [Eva]

Drew Shirley: Sports caster by day. Rocker by night. [JoBroRocker]

This is what happens if CD sales aren't as good as the labels expected. [that one girl]

"Now let's go to Jon with our latest surfing news." [toofhctiws]

"And here is a partial score: Twins, 7." [bullfrog]

"Let's go live to... What was his gangsta name again?" [Lazy_Spleen]

emotatertot won a copy of Family Force 5's new album, Dance Or Die (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

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