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"...but first, let's cut to Drew over in Sports. Drew?" [P.B.lue]

"I'm just happy to be part of the Switchfoot team. We're coming together pretty good right now. When we get on that stage we give a 110%. You wanna play good, you hope you play good, I think we played pretty good tonight... Back to you Boomer." [rezkid]

Switch Center [Trevy]

Drew's News [Kat]

"Duh-nuh-nuh, Duh-nuh-huh!" [Carter]

"Hello sports fans! I'm Drew Shirley... And I have no clue what I am doing here." [jswoods]

Grinning fiendishly, only he would know what really happened to Chris Berman... [emotatertot] *winner*

"You stay classy, San Diego." [Chris Alderson]

Drew smiles awkwardly as he realizes his teleprompter has been sabotaged by his fellow band mates. [zer0small]

"...the final score of the rap-off was Michael W. Smith 30, tobyMac 52..." [Lula]

After leaving the band, Drew deciced to take on a more challenging arena: sportscaster. [zdude]

"And now we'll take a look at the outcome of... the Annual Rock-Paper-Scissors Tournament? Seriously?!" [JLav]

"I'm the front man now, Jon!!" [Harry]

"And I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lika...do...da cha cha" [dymondbac]

"Did I mention I'm in Switchfoot?" [Brett]

When Drew signed up for this, they never said anything about Botox... [luvrofthefoot]

"...Sports Center will be right back with more SWITCHFOOT ON ICE!" [GiC]

"Hello and welcome to the Switchfoot Center Pre-game Report. I'm your host, Drew Shirley. Well, it looks like another sold-out show in Milwakee tonight. Ticket lines extenuated two miles earlier today, and the fans were going crazy even before the openers took the stage! Let's go to our man down in the field, where it looks like they're just about wrapping up their set - Chad?" [Eva]

Drew Shirley: Sports caster by day. Rocker by night. [JoBroRocker]

This is what happens if CD sales aren't as good as the labels expected. [that one girl]

"Now let's go to Jon with our latest surfing news." [toofhctiws]

"And here is a partial score: Twins, 7." [bullfrog]

"Let's go live to... What was his gangsta name again?" [Lazy_Spleen]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, October 20
SINGLES
Philip Anthony Mud - Single (independent)

This Thursday, October 22
SINGLES
NEEDTOBREATHE Never Gonna Deserve Ya (feat. Evan Honer) - Single [UMG]

This Friday, October 23
ALBUMS
Bleach The Fox Den Sessions Vol. 1 [Residence Music]
Ernie Haase & Signature Sound Miami Live [StowTown]
Alex Henry Foster The Fragile Beauty (Of New Morning Hopes) [Hopeful Tragedy]
Future of Forestry untitled (independent)
Galactic Cowboys What Planet Are You From? (independent)
m1L The Prelude EP [Polished Arrow]
Myles Maestro IDENTITY CRISIS [Syntax]
Procyse I’ve Never Been Here Before [Polished Arrow]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Chamber Saga EP [Syntax]
Josiah Queen Damascus Road [Capitol CMG]
The Sean Coleman Project Apropos of Nothing (independent)
We The Kingdom Soon The Streets Of Gold [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Dave Barnes Christmastime - Single (independent)
Biscuits x albion. dawn - Single (independent)
Elan Brio Airplanes - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro Hannah's Song - Single [Syntax]
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Joyful Joyful - Single (independent)
Keep Warm Like You (feat. Relient K) - Single [Real Fun]
LOUDWERX Bass Go Boom (feat. Magic & Bird, Andy Mineo) - Single [Artist Influence]
Mountains in the Sea My Burden Is Light - Single [Dream]
Naveszn Meadow - Single [Syntax]
No Vain Glory MOVE YOUR BODY (PT2) - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Rowe If Jesus Lived In My Hometown - Single [Tape Room / Capitol CMG]
Saints in Exile Haunted Nobody - Single [Syntax]
Tommis & Company Your Name Is Jesus (Acoustic) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 30
ALBUMS
Beach Chapel A Special Place In Heaven (independent)
Kirk Franklin I Am What I Am [Uptown]
The Oak Ridge Boys Buried Treasures [Lightning Rod]
The Hyssongs We've Got a Song to Sing [Horizon]
Various Artists Songs Inspired By The Chosen: Season 1-5 [Capitol CMG]
Vomitorial Corpulence Martyrdomical Symphonanthem [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Gracie Binion & Mitch Wong Gloria - Single [BEC]
Will Ellis My Yesterday’s Are Gone - Single (independent)
Leem of the Earth The Cavern of Dark - Single [Velvet Blue]
Hunter Plake It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas - Single [BEC]
Jordan St. Cyr Guide Me Home - Single [BEC]
ZOEgirl I Still Believe - Single (independent)
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