Santa bought a yacht
And traded in that old sleigh
He sold his house at the Pole
Now he’s anchored off of Blue Chair Bay
He laid off the elves
Now they’re stocking shelves at Circle K
And Rudy got a DUI trying to land at BNA
Santa took a swig and passed it on
Said it’s all gone to hell since Amazon

CHORUS:
I said Santa, what ya gonna do
He took off his Ray bans and looked at a bikini or two
He said I got a new list, I’ve checked it once or twice
It’s time for me to be more naughty than nice

I’ve seen the rocky tops
But you know I’ve never been high
I’ve snuck down a few chimneys
But you know I never stayed the night
There’s a million other things I been aiming to do
I’ve done a lot of giving
So I’d like a little Christmas too
He took another swig and passed it on
Said it’s all gone to hell since Amazon

CHORUS repeat

BRIDGE:
Santa got up out of his chair, said I’ll see you boys around
It wont’ be hard to find me, Santa’s always coming to town

CHORUS repeat


Anthony “Train” Caruso/ Jeremy McCall