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The Bird and The Bee Sides cover
24. The Stenographer (Demo)
Album: The Bird and The Bee Sides
Artist: Relient K
         
 

I got in a fight with the stenographer
Afterwards she read me like a book
I had tried to get along with her
But my temperament was quickly overlooked
On the weekends we can
Sneak into this courtroom
And she'll offer me some sort of bargain-plea

Yeah, Smith and Wesson Jr. was the son of a gun
He pressed his nose up to my head
Yeah, I was sweating bullets but I dodged the one
That was not as much sweat as was lead
Oh, I still love you
Oh, I still love you
Though I know that you want me dead
And when I turn my other cheek
I'll beg and I'll plead
At this time, you might just kiss it instead

'Cause this is my story
And like the glue on the binding I'm sticking to it
If you wanna implore me
To change my tune, well I just won't do it
'Cause this is my story
And like the glue on the binding I'm sticking to it
If you wanna implore me
To change my tune, well I just won't do it




 

More Lyrics from The Bird and The Bee Sides

  1. 01. Where Do I Go From Here
  2. 02. The Scene And Herd
  3. 03. At Least We Made It This Far
  4. 04. The Last, The Lost, The Least
  5. 05. The Lining Is Silver
  6. 06. There Was No Thief
  7. 07. No Reaction
  8. 08. Curl Up And Die
  9. 09. You'll Always Be My Best Friend
  10. 10. There Was Another Time In My Life
  11. 11. Beaming
  12. 12. I Just Want You To Know
  13. 13. Bee Your Man
  14. 14. Up And Up (Acoustic)
  15. 15. Wit's All Been Done Before
  16. 16. The Vinyl Countdown
  17. 17. For The Band
  18. 18. Nothing Without You
  19. 19. A Penny Loafer Saved Is A Penny Loafer Earned
  20. 20. Five Iron Frenzy Is Either Dead Or Dying
  21. 21. Five Iron Frenzy Is Either Dead Or Dying (Ska Version)
  22. 22. Who I Am Hates Who I've Been (Acoustic)
  23. 23. Here I Go (Demo)
  24. 24. The Stenographer (Demo)
  25. 25. Jefferson Aeroplane (Demo)
  26. 26. Hope For Every Fallen Man (Acoustic)
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Music Out This Week


This Friday, October 30
ALBUMS
Beach Chapel A Special Place In Heaven (independent)
Kirk Franklin I Am What I Am [Uptown]
Lucy Gray By The Water - EP (independent)
The Hyssongs We've Got a Song to Sing [Horizon]
The Oak Ridge Boys Buried Treasures [Lightning Rod]
Olive Shoots Music Longing and Loss (independent)
Various Artists Songs Inspired By The Chosen: Season 1-5 [Capitol CMG]
Vomitorial Corpulence Martyrdomical Symphonanthem [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
2 Lane Summer How Do I Live - Single [Quartz Hill]
1K Phew & Timbaland Seven Trumpets - Single [Reach]
Bethel Music Greatness (feat. Aubree Archibeck, Martin Smith) - Single [Bethel]
Gracie Binion & Mitch Wong Gloria - Single [BEC]
Lauren Daigle with Preservation Hall Jazz Band Sleigh Ride & Go Tell It On The Mountain - Double Single [Interscope/Capitol]
Will Ellis My Yesterday’s Are Gone - Single (independent)
Forrest Frank What a Life - Single [River House]
goodwill., GodFearin & Xay Hill IN MOTION - Single [Syntax]
Amy Grant To Be Together (feat. CAIN) [Capitol CMG/AG]
I.A.N. Pray For Me - Single [Syntax]
Laura Kaczor Wrapped in Love - Single [Upstream]
Lady Audri My Body - Single [Syntax]
Leem of the Earth The Cavern of Dark - Single [Velvet Blue]
LOUDWERX Bass Go Boom (feat. Magic & Bird, Andy Mineo) - Single [Artist Influence]
Malcolm Rue & A Tribe Apart Omemma - Single [Syntax]
Kevi Morse Is it too late? - Single [Syntax]
Nai and J Follow - Single (independent)
New Wine Worship For Jesus - Single (independent)
Lloyd Nicks Glory (Angels We Have Heard) - Single [Curb]
Blessing Offor Broken Me (from The Chosen Album) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Hunter Plake It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas - Single [BEC]
Chelsea Plank Make Me Willing - Single [Provident/Sony]
Razzie & OnBeatMusic Brick After Brick - Single [Syntax]
Jordan St. Cyr Guide Me Home - Single [BEC]
Carly Ann Taylor How Glorious (Amazing Grace) - Single [Curb]
TobyMac The Hard Times - Single [Capitol CMG]
Phil Wickham SOS (Don’t Let Me Go) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Aaron Williams Abide (Christmas) [feat. Hope Darst] - Single [Provident/Sony]
ZOEgirl I Still Believe - Single (independent)

This Saturday, October 31
SINGLES
Chaotic Resemblance Move - Single (independent)

Next Friday, November 6
ALBUMS
Big Daddy Weave It's Time For Christmas - EP [Curb]
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Come and See - EP (independent)
Meadows DESERT WALKER (CD) [Facedown Records]
Mystical Death Across [Rottweiler]
Chris Tomlin Good News Of Great Joy (Christmas Songs Of Worship) [Capitol CMG]
We Are Messengers Rejoice! (A Celtic Christmas LIVE) [Curb]
Mark Wills Grand Ole Revival [Gaither]

SINGLES
Olivia Lane Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - Single [BEC]
Tasha Layton & Dave Barnes What Should I Get You For Christmas - Single [BEC]
Hunter Plake Holly Jolly Christmas - Single [BEC]
River Valley Worship Come and Behold - Single [BEC]
Vineyard Worship Jesus Our Christ - Single [Vineyard]

VINYL
Meadows DESERT WALKER Vinyl [Facedown]
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