I got this thing for Nancy Drew
Her hair is blonde her eyes are blue
Yeah, I think that I'm falling in love
I wish she'd say she'd marry me, and why she won't is a mystery
Yeah, I know its me she thinks of

Nancy Drew, I love you (Yes I do)

One time these criminals with their guns
They thought it would be fun to try and kill my Nancy Drew
I jumped out and saved her life, then asked her to be my wife
She said, "No, I'll never marry you!"
It's a really big mystery
I'll put the Hardy Boys on the case
Cause no time in history has someone denied my face