Cool your jets. You’re going nowhere. Check the mirror, you’re like a road flare. Just because some jerk stepped on your toes, doesn’t mean you gotta go and break his nose. Hot head! Like the simple man who leaves the path and falls, you’re like a castle without walls. Take a step back before you start. Weigh it all out and check your heart. You’d earn my respect to overlook this offense, instead of starting fights over nonsense. Losing your temper is always a mistake and never the road I would want you to take. For all my friends you’d better beware. I don’t post bail for babies in daycare. Sit right here and take a deep breath. You’re acting like a dumb tweaker who’s out of meth. Do yourself a favor and act your age, instead of giving in to stupid rage.