You may not believe it but I got Judge Judy’s autograph

She’s queen of the TV
The courtroom’s despotic autocratic
She’s mean and she’s mean and she’s evil
If you don’t say please
She don’t smile easy better watch your ‘p’s and q’s’

You may not believe it but I got Judge Judy’s autograph

Judge Judy came to me in a dream
She said “listen here boy things aren’t what they seem
You may be the rubber on a wheel
But the woman is the engine of an automobile”

You may not believe it but I got Judge Judy’s autograph
She’s queen of the TV
And I love her sassy attitude


Well if she said jump I’d leap so high
If she cried reach I’d touch the bright blue sky
You may not believe it but I got Judge Judy’s autograph

She said ‘since the beginning of time
Man thought muscle was a spiritual sign.
We’re all born equal and the court may rise”
I stood to my feet and felt half my size

You may not believe it but I got Judge Judy’s autograph yes I did
You may not believe it but I got Judge Judy’s autograph
You may not believe it but I got Judge Judy’s autograph

Come on come on everybody now

She's the judge
Judge the judge Judy

© Paul Colman Paul Colman Publishing / ASCAP (Administered by The Copyright Company, Nashville, TN)

Behind the Song:
Written at Melbourne Airport and in Paul’s home studio, Box Hill, Victoria (1999)