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Better Off Dead...

Better Off Dead...




Rated PG
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Starring: John Cusack, Amanda Wyss, Curtis Armstrong, Diane Franklin, David Ogden Stiers
Running Time: 1 hour, 37 minutes
Theatrical Release Date: October 11, 1985
4K UHD Release Date: August 5, 2025 (Amazon.com)


READER RATING:   


Plot Summary

After his girlfriend Beth Truss ditches him for boorish ski jock Roy Stalin, sad-sack high-school student Lane Meyer decides that suicide is the only answer, but his inept attempts bring him nothing but agony and embarrassment. (from IMDb)


Film Review

The 80's were a special time for cinema. Growing up as an 80's baby myself, it was easy to find my roots growing around classics like Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Star Wars and Indiana Jones. But being a kid in the 80's also meant not really seeing the teen comedies of the 80's till later in life. I believe it was college when a buddy had me sit down and watch John Cusack's Better Off Dead... one afternoon. I remember being entertained well enough, but only a rogue meal crawling off Cusack's plate made a lasting impression. For its 40th anniversary, Paramount has released the film on 4K UHD disc, so I had the opportunity to revisit the film again to see how it holds up.

Better Off Dead...
First off - the 4K transfer. The movie looks probably as good as it's going to ever look with its 4K transfer, but I wouldn't say it's "impressive." If anything, it has a good HD-quality look to it, but it hardly impresses. Now, if you're used to the VHS look or even the DVD, this will probably "wow" you, but compared to 4K transfers, there's nothing here to really grab your attention.

With that said, Better Off Dead... is one of those quirky teen comedies that captures the ache of being a teen in love well - and nursing a broken heart. The tone of the movie is surreal at best, toying lightly with more of the silly, over-the-top humor you'd get from Airplane! or The Naked Gun than just your usual rom-com stuff. It's not just situational comedy; things like seeing tentacles writhing in a pot of stew, a genius younger brother who is preoccupied with building lasers and rocketships, or a paperboy who shows up literally anywhere Cusack's Lane Meyer may be to demand the $2.00 owed to him, are the kind of silliness that leans away from realism and closer to parody. The movie never quite commits fully to this tone, though, which makes the moments when it does get exceptionally weird more jarring and funny, although the overall tone feels reserved or uneven.

Better Off Dead...
Better Off Dead... is a great break-up comedy. Cusack plays Lane pretty grounded, albeit absolutely head-over-heels for classmate Beth Truss (Amanda Wyss). Any high school guy with a hopeless romantic side can absolutely relate to Lane's struggles. (Been there, man... been there.) He takes it to the brink, though, contemplating - and sometimes attempting - suicide several times. The first attempt has him wrapping a cord around his neck to hang himself before realizing Beth's not worth offing himself. Later, he contemplates jumping off a bridge and then ends up deciding to set himself on fire, but gets interrupted before even attempting (Someone else hilariously accidentally blows themselves up instead - but they survive in perfect cartoon-style). Another scene shows him trying the car-running-in-the-garage trick, but that ends up backfiring, too. So, yeah, the movie does address the topic of suicide head-on, but it never glorifies it, and Lane deciding ultimately to stick it out with life rewards him with a positive outcome. (Still, if you or someone you'd intend to watch this with is sensitive about the topic of suicide, you'll want to approach this with caution.)

Better Off Dead...
The content for Better Off Dead... would probably win it a PG-13 in 2025. There is some profanity (like a couple uses of the "S" word and some blasphemy) and a little sexual humor, with the worst being a flashback to Lane and Beth under a blanket in the back of a station wagon discussing losing their virginity in that moment (or at least Lane's). Nothing is really shown, though, as the camera pans out to reveal a visual gag about their lack of privacy. Then there's Lane's aforementioned suicide attempts. It's often handled in a comedic way, but again, it's something worth being cautious about if you're sensitive to the topic.

While not a title often mentioned among the best of the decade - or even the year for 1985 - Better Off Dead... remains a fun, silly, and sometimes witty romantic comedy for those who don't really like romantic comedies. Cusack is at his best in some of these sillier roles, and Better Off Dead... is a great example.

- John DiBiase (reviewed: 9/1/25)

 

 

Parental Guide: Content Summary


. Sex/Nudity: The movie begins with an animated title sequence where a cartoon monster grabs a cartoon woman and runs away with her. The cartoon woman is shown wearing a tight shirt with cleavage and nipples poking in the cloth of her top; Because Lane's last name is Meyer, Roy asks Beth if Lane is her "wiener boy"; In a flashback, we see Beth and some girls in bikinis in a park; We see a flashback of Lane imagining being in the back of his station wagon under a blanket with Beth (they're still clothed). They talk about losing their virginity (she says something like "what's the big deal, it's only our virginity?"). Lane then says the thing she gave him to put on broke and she starts to panic. It then cuts back to the present and Lane had drawn on the black board in front of the whole class a pregnant character; Charles tells Lane that, if he finishes the K12, "Girls will get sterile just looking at you"; A reference is made to a girl supposedly dating the entire basketball team; While on skates, Lane falls and accidentally grabs onto a girl's cheerleader outfit, pulling it down completely to her ankles. We then see her in her bra and panties in front of the school's cafeteria; A mailman hands Badger a book on "How to Pick Up Trashy Women," and refers to it as smut. Later, we see Badger reading the book with an excited look on his face; Lane opens Badger's bedroom door to find "trashy" older women (20's or 30's; he's only 8) drinking with him. Lane just quietly closes the door; Monique calls Ricky a "sex fiend." Monique says Ricky takes every chance to get his "testicles on her." Lane looks surprised and asks what she means because he doesn't think she's using the right word and they both realize she means "tentacles;" We see Lane and Monique kissing passionately from a distance while sitting on a car.
. Vulgarity/Language: 2 "S" words, 2 "J-sus," 1 "S.O.B," 3 "d*mn," 1 "h*ll," 1 "a" word, 4 "Oh my G-d," 2 "G-d," 1 "for G-d's sake," 1 "My G-d"
. Alcohol/Drugs: Charles complains he can't even get "real drugs" in this town; Lane jokes that his grandmother dropped acid (she didn't); Charles gets excited about the mountain being pure "snow" and tries sniffing it like cocaine; Lane opens Badger's bedroom door to find "trashy" older women (20's or 30's; he's only 8) drinking with him. Lane just quietly closes the door.
. Blood/Gore: Charles is seen holding a jar of formaldehyde with what looks like a real baby pig inside of it; Lane has blood on his nose and mouth after being beaten up by the basketball team off screen.
. Violence: The movie begins with an animated title sequence where a cartoon monster grabs a cartoon woman and runs away with her; Lane accidentally backs into a pickup truck; Roy shoves Lane, who falls into other people and they all fall over in the snow; Lane accidentally bumps his car into the back of the pickup truck; Lane wraps a cord around his neck to hang himself. He stands on the top step of his garage steps and realizes he doesn't want to do this. His mom then unknowingly opens the door, bumping him off the step and Lane struggles to not be hanged (played for laughs); Badger fires a laser gun that burns a hole in a box across his room; Charles is seen holding a jar of formaldehyde with what looks like a real baby pig inside of it; Lane draws a cartoon of a monster, Roy and Beth. He then imagines the monster eating Roy. But then it spits him out; While on skates, Lane falls and accidentally grabs onto a girl's cheerleader outfit, pulling it down completely to her ankles. The basketball team collectively then angrily reaches for him. In the next scene, he's holding an ice pack to his nose with blood on his nose and mouth; After this, Lane stands on side of a bridge over a highway, contemplating suicide. Charles pats him on the back and he accidentally falls, luckily landing in the back of a garbage truck; Lane tumbles down a mountain on skis; Lane sits in his car with it running in the garage. The exhaust overcomes him and he accidentally puts the car into reverse as he starts to pass out. It then plows through the garage door, destroying it; Monique accidentally knocks Lane down; Lane is thrown out of the burger joint kitchen onto the restaurant floor; Lane wipes out on the slopes again; Lane throws his goggles at the TV to turn it off; After reading a newspaper headline about someone committing suicide by burning themselves to death, Lane gets chemicals together intending on burning himself, too. As he walks by the dining room (full of people), he's seen with everything he needs to burn himself; A woman accidentally drinks from the glass of gasoline or lighter fluid that Lane had and goes to light a cigarette. We then see the front of the house blow out in an explosion (The lady survives); Lane swerves in his car to miss nuns walking on the street and crashes backwards into a large pond; Roy smacks Ricky in the forehead; A kid jumps on the roof of Lane's car and Lane drives through boxes and stuff on the side of the road trying to shake the kid off, before going through a car wash; Monique angrily throws many lemons at a road sign; Lane goes to do the same thing but misses and we hear a crash of glass off screen; The two racing brothers briefly wrestle and fight each other in their car; Lane wipes out skiing again; While skiing, Roy knocks the kid on his bike off the mountain. We see him tumble and land in the snow below (he's ok, even though he probably shouldn't be); Ricky and Lane fence with ski poles. He grabs Ricky's pole and throws him into his mom, landing on her; We see a rocket blast through the roof of the garage toward space.

 

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