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Cortney Warner

  • Name: Cortney Warner
  • Former Role At JFH: Review Writer
  • Pets: 3 dogs (a lovely border collie and two adorable mutts :), 2 cats, 7 ducks, 1 goose, 26 chickens.
  • Car: 1998 gold Saturn Sedan (my other ride is a Batmobile... I wish ;) )
  • Education: College Junior/Senior
  • Hobbies: Playing guitar, writing music, reading, theater and film acting, running, fencing, archery, rollerblading, and coloring my hair.
  • Pet Peeves: When people reply with "K" or "KK" in a text message/online message, when people are hypocritical, arrogant, and judgmental, and films that are deliberately different from the books--a few changed I can understand, but when they try to add in other elements and whatnot is when it starts to bother me.
  • Thing you MUST Know: I love playing guitar, and it'd be awesome if I could do it professionally one day. My hair color also changes a lot.
  • Guilty Pleasures: Taylor Swift and Owl City's music. There, I said it.
  • Favorite TV Shows: How I Met Your Mother, The Office, New Girl, and Drake and Josh, Home Improvement, and Lizzie McGuire reruns.
  • Favorite Movie: Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Pt. 1&2, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, The Dark Knight, Pay It Forward, Hitch, August Rush, Beauty and the Beast, Edward Scissorhands, Big Fish, A Goofy Movie, Space Jam, etc, etc, etc! :)
  • Favorite Actors: Johnny Depp, Daniel Radcliffe, Christian Bale, Robert Downey, Jr., Gary Oldman, Ryan Reynolds, and Freddie Highmore.
  • Favorite Actresses: Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, Sandra Bullock, Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway, and Reese Witherspoon
  • Favorite Books: The Bible, the Harry Potter series, The Inheritance Cycle, The Lord of the Rings, Blue Like Jazz, the Skye O'Shea books, Crazy Love, Jesus Calling Devotional, Sherlock Holmes, and just about anything from Ted Dekker.
  • Favorite Cartoon Characters: Scooby Doo, The Peanuts Gang, Goofy and Max, Winnie the Pooh, and Bugs Bunny.
  • Favorite Bands: Relient K, Anberlin, Thousand Foot Krutch, Paramore, Switchfoot, A Day to Remember, As I Lay Dying, Memphis May Fire, Orianthi, All Time Low, The Starting Line, Led Zeppelin, Coldplay, Shinedown, Counting Crows, Fountains of Wayne, Jimmy Eat World, The Goo Goo Dolls, and Needtobreathe.
  • Favorite Live Shows: Anberlin for sure! And Relient K, Skillet, We As Human, and Switchfoot also put on great live shows.
  • Favorite Animal: Either wolves or dolphins. They're both pretty cool.
  • Favorite Food: Salmon, strawberries, pomegranates, and my mom's spaghetti. But not all the foods together, individually, of course. :)
  • Favorite Fast Food: Is Panara fast food? If it is, then them. :)
  • Favorite Breakfast Cereal: Currently it's Kashi cinnamon shredded wheat, but it changes with my mood.
  • Favorite Drink: Black coffee
  • Favorite Candy: Chewing gum
  • Favorite Guitar Models: PRS SE Orianthi, PRS SE Mike Mushok Baritone, and a knockoff Fender acoustic.
  • Most Embarrassing Moment: I'd like to think that my life is just this long reel of me doing stupid and weird stuff, so I generally tend to ignore embarrassing things, so I don't have one, I suppose. Or at least one I can think of right now. I'll get back to you.
  • Little-Known Super Power: I learn songs for the guitar by ear and I can read pretty fast.

 


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This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]

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