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The Gun Show cover
02. The Gun Show
Album: The Gun Show
Artist: Heath McNease
         
 

Come get your tickets to the gun show
Lotta love, lotta lights, lotta gun smoke
Don't run from the guns though
Why watch 'em in the back when you can feel 'em in the front row?
And welcome to the spandex fest
Where no matter the question, the answer's "yes"
No denying this man is fresh
The guns go "bang" and the crowd goes deaf

Heath:
Who wanna see daddy dead lift a pick up truck
With no hiccup, just a thick, ripped up bust
A fist rigged to crush the big bricks to dust
And victims to mush, a bit ridiculous
Ladies get weak when they see
Me on a steed in the breeze so free
Testosterone factory
The leather pants are better when they're tight enough to hear the pelvis shattering
I know you like the goods
I don't know why you wouldn't
Cuz I've been chopping wood
But don't know where to put it
I'm a lumberjack crossed with a thunder cat
Swords of omens and light...fight the gun clap

Playdough:
Looked your name up
In the phone book
Nothing new, front pew, check it oh look
It was thick and tricky, still lift it
And in the name of the Lord, I tore it and ripped it
A gospel gangsta speedo
Crossed with T-Bone and Debo
A power team jumpsuit
Check it out one-two
Saturday Night Live
We will pump you up
With a six pack, gift wrap your hatorade
Washboard belly, captain crunch the day-to-day
TX-in' flexin' boiled up
Get the band aids out cuz your boy's cut

(Playdough) I got lotion and I got soul
(Heath) Ultraviolet remote control
(Playdough) Carbohydrates just say no
(Heath) And yes to the bovine growth hormones
(Playdough) Man I'll pull a charter bus with my teeth
(Heath) I will massage you after that feat

Produced by For Beats' Sake

 

More Lyrics from The Gun Show

  1. 01. Chalk Outline
  2. 02. The Gun Show
  3. 03. Everything Goes
  4. 04. Nerd Out (12 Point Power Sword)
  5. 05. Common Cold
  6. 06. Disco Biscuits (Matt Foley's Return)
  7. 07. Thank You
  8. 08. American, Idle
  9. 09. Space Cowboy
  10. 10. Pity Party
  11. 11. I Will Live
  12. 12. Y'all Ain't VIP
  13. 13. Firing Squad
  14. 14. Zion
  15. 15. All Hail Medusa (When A Gorgon Becomes A Siren)
  16. 16. Rockbox
  17. 17. Makeshift Doxology
                 
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This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin Currency [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin Currency Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]

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