You went out to actor school
They taught you how to act real cool
They showed you how to laugh through tears

We don't need your autograph
Around here, you're just plain real theft
Stella, you don't need your make-up here

Stella, this ain't Hollywood (this ain't Hollywood)
You're not on the network news (this ain't Hollywood)
This is gonna be your last review

Your life was never cruel or hard
This ain't Wilshard boulevard
This is gonna be your final play

Around here, you're no superstar
There's no place to park your car
So you can throw your credit cards away
Stella, this ain't Hollywood (this ain't Hollywood)
This ain't the nation watching you (this ain't Hollywood)
This is return next to me

Stella, this ain't Hollywood (this ain't Hollywood)
You're not on the network news (this ain't Hollywood)
This is gonna be your last review

Stella, this ain't Hollywood (this ain't Hollywood)
You're not on the network news (this ain't Hollywood)
This is gonna be your last review

Stella, this ain't Hollywood (this ain't Hollywood)
You're not on the network news (this ain't Hollywood)
This is gonna be your last review