Shoobie DO whop Do wadda, wadda, Do waaa doo wang
Shoobie DO whop Do wadda, wadda, Do waaa doo wang
Shoobie DO whop Do wadda, wadda, Do waaa doo wang

She thinks she can remember
What her calling should have been
Serve the Lord was her desire
When she was only seventeen

But she fell in love with someone else
That she could touch and feel
Lord only knows what she could have been
As Sister Josephine

Laundry, Floors, Diapers, chores
Feed the kids by noon
She has to get her hair done
And her Hubby gets home soon

But better off when she took the plunge
And her plans all changed it seems
Now she lives a life at home
A Suburban Josephine

Suburban Josephine
Suburban Josephine
Lord only knows
What you could have been
Josephine

Avon Ladies
AMWAY men
Are pounding on her door
She needs another vacuum cleaner
To massage her brand new floor

Soap operas for breakfast
Her Idols on the screen
21 inch living color screen
For Suburban Josephine

Suburban Josephine
Suburban Josephine
Lord only knows
What you could have been
Josephine

One day while watching the Price Is Right
She saw her friends fly by (Come on Down)
Right past her kitchen window
And up into the sky
(yip, yip, yip, yip ya boom)

Suddenly she remembered
What she had already known
That one day, In the twinkling of an eye
Jesus would return

Suburban Josephine
Suburban Josephine
Lord only knows
What you could have been
Josephine

Suburban Josephine
Suburban Josephine
Lord only knows
What you could have been
Josephine


Suburban Josephine
Suburban Josephine
Lord only knows
What you could have been
Josephine


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