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Crazy Caption Photo No.1: "Snack Time!"

(pictured: Relient K, John Reuben, and Gotee Records staff)

"AAAAGGGGHHHH, Don't Eat My Children!" [M@]

Rely-on Cake [Benjamin]

When our powers combine....we make Captain Danish! [Oliver]

"6 grams of fat or less!? Ok who went to Joe's Healthy Rolls for the food?!" [Jammin' Jeff]

The record company's version of the Stanley Cup [warrior4037]

The N.A.T.P.P.A. (National Association of Tasty Pastry-Pilfering Artists) celebrated yet another successful heist on Thursday. [Elyse D.]

Got milk? [Daniel]

"Hey! Those were for my mom!" [Sugar]

"Will you marry us?" [Kalling]

Congratulations! You are officially the one billionth customer at Cinnabon! You have won yourself this delightful box filled with six of Cinnabon's scrumptious cinnamon rolls. Do share! [jAM]

"We have conquered the Martian Pastry Men!" [Caleb]

"DUDE! Look what I won for opening my mouth the widest!" [FinalGamingStory]

"Sealed crabs legs again?!" [BJ]

"Quick, guys! Maybe if we give it some cinnamon buns, it'll go away!" [rdwiss]

"Look! We finally figured out how to open the box!" [maryb18]

"Hey Toby! Swap you for a Dove?" [DJ Ska]

And on the 7th day, God rested and ordered iced doughnuts for all. God saw what he had done and was pleased. [Snappy]

DJSka won a rare Pax217 Engage prerelease CD!

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Music Out This Week

This Friday, December 19, 2025
ALBUMS

CarriedOn Atlas: Revere - Single (independent)

Sleeping At Last Atlas: Revere - EP (independent)

The Undertaking! Only Left Alive To See The End - EP (CD) [Charon Collective]

SINGLES

Ayo Shamir, LLC Flame, G.E.S, TUVÍ, tonyxtrotter Drill in Eden - Single [Syntax]

Chasing Victory Renegade - Single (independent)

Drenae He Missed Again - Single [Syntax]

goodwill. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Single [Syntax]

outr.cty antidote ft. 350 & JusRzd - Single [Syntax]

Pulpit Vomit King of Nails - Single [Rottweiler/Broken Curfew]

Yung Drew, EJ Swavv, Wayne Klassik Shots Fired - Single [Syntax]

Next Friday, December 26, 2025
SINGLES
**No known releases**

Wednesday, December 31, 2025
ALBUMS

Meeting of the Mimes Odyssey (independent)

Thursday, January 1, 2026
ALBUMS

Relentless Pursuit The Aftermath - EP (independent)

Friday, January 2, 2026
SINGLES

Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Run Free - Single [Ocean House]

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