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Crazy Caption Photo No.1: "Snack Time!"

(pictured: Relient K, John Reuben, and Gotee Records staff)
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"AAAAGGGGHHHH, Don't Eat My Children!" [M@]

Rely-on Cake [Benjamin]

When our powers combine....we make Captain Danish! [Oliver]

"6 grams of fat or less!? Ok who went to Joe's Healthy Rolls for the food?!" [Jammin' Jeff]

The record company's version of the Stanley Cup [warrior4037]

The N.A.T.P.P.A. (National Association of Tasty Pastry-Pilfering Artists) celebrated yet another successful heist on Thursday. [Elyse D.]

Got milk? [Daniel]

"Hey! Those were for my mom!" [Sugar]

"Will you marry us?" [Kalling]

Congratulations! You are officially the one billionth customer at Cinnabon! You have won yourself this delightful box filled with six of Cinnabon's scrumptious cinnamon rolls. Do share! [jAM]

"We have conquered the Martian Pastry Men!" [Caleb]

"DUDE! Look what I won for opening my mouth the widest!" [FinalGamingStory]

"Sealed crabs legs again?!" [BJ]

"Quick, guys! Maybe if we give it some cinnamon buns, it'll go away!" [rdwiss]

"Look! We finally figured out how to open the box!" [maryb18]

"Hey Toby! Swap you for a Dove?" [DJ Ska]

And on the 7th day, God rested and ordered iced doughnuts for all. God saw what he had done and was pleased. [Snappy]

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This Friday, May 1, 2026
ALBUMS
Haste the Day Dissenter [Solid State]
Tommee Profitt The Resurrection of the King (2-CD Release) [Capitol CMG]
The Sagehens Valley Go Home [Velvet Blue]
Tauren Wells Breathe On It [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Chris Caro, OnBeatMusic, tonyxtrotter Tawk - Single [Syntax]
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EJ Swavv, Riley Mobz, Eelmatic Lonely - Single [Syntax]
Luvell Elevado Clouded Skies II - Single [Syntax]
Faith Worship Arts, John Dreher Something Incredible - Single [Dream Worship]
GLADDEN Living Proof - Single [Dream]
The Hyssongs Good News Savior - Single [Horizon]
IDEGO CALLING OUT (feat. Kins) - Single (independent)
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 139 - Single [Dream]
Kevi Morse Blossom - Single [Syntax]
Mountain People Worship Treasure In The Field [The Unreleased Work Tapes] - Single [Ocean House]
Leslie Perez Back to My Love - Single [Gotee]

Next Friday, May 8, 2026
ALBUMS
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
Amy Grant The Me That Remains [AG]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - EP [Provident/Sony]
Allan Scott Just One More (Songs from the Motion Picture) - Multi-Single [Dream]

SINGLES
Matthew Plante LUV ME! - Single [Dream]


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