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Crazy Caption Photo No.1: "Snack Time!"

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"AAAAGGGGHHHH, Don't Eat My Children!" [M@]

Rely-on Cake [Benjamin]

When our powers combine....we make Captain Danish! [Oliver]

"6 grams of fat or less!? Ok who went to Joe's Healthy Rolls for the food?!" [Jammin' Jeff]

The record company's version of the Stanley Cup [warrior4037]

The N.A.T.P.P.A. (National Association of Tasty Pastry-Pilfering Artists) celebrated yet another successful heist on Thursday. [Elyse D.]

Got milk? [Daniel]

"Hey! Those were for my mom!" [Sugar]

"Will you marry us?" [Kalling]

Congratulations! You are officially the one billionth customer at Cinnabon! You have won yourself this delightful box filled with six of Cinnabon's scrumptious cinnamon rolls. Do share! [jAM]

"We have conquered the Martian Pastry Men!" [Caleb]

"DUDE! Look what I won for opening my mouth the widest!" [FinalGamingStory]

"Sealed crabs legs again?!" [BJ]

"Quick, guys! Maybe if we give it some cinnamon buns, it'll go away!" [rdwiss]

"Look! We finally figured out how to open the box!" [maryb18]

"Hey Toby! Swap you for a Dove?" [DJ Ska]

And on the 7th day, God rested and ordered iced doughnuts for all. God saw what he had done and was pleased. [Snappy]

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This Sunday, June 7
ALBUMS
Drown the Planet The Blessed /// The Cursed - EP (independent)
Brett Leyde like a fool - EP (independent)

SINGLES
Seth Davey Dance in the Dark - Single (independent)
The Riverside Forester, Faller - Single (independent)

This Friday, June 12
ALBUMS
Brave Days Crisis - EP [Common Thread Records]
Flesh Incinerant Alkaloid Grace - EP (independent)
Hopeful. The Art of Letting Go (independent)
J.Solo Lost Son [Syntax]
Tori Kelly God Must Really Love Me [Epic]
KNGDM REVIVAL Parables [Dream]
Patrick Mayberry Anybody Else - EP [Provident/Sony]
Mountains in the Sea Your Will Be Done - Single [Dream]
So Much Hope, Buried. Wither | Grow (independent)
We The Kingdom Everything I Thought Was Pleasure [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Brothrly Forever - Single (independent)
EJ Swavv Aura - Single [Syntax]
Fallstar Death Drive - Single [Rat Family Records]
JusRzd, Duprae, QEW My God Got It - Single [Syntax]
KDNS & Briana Maia Blame Game - Single [Syntax]
No Vain Glory IN G_D WE TRUST - Single [Syntax]
PEABOD 100 - Single (independent)
Procyse Showing Up - Single [Polished Arrow Music]
Q-Flo High Praise - Single [Syntax]
Carly Ann Taylor Heavenly Father - Single [Curb]

Next Sunday, June 19
ALBUMS
GVTH DVDDY GVDV [Velvet Blue Music]

SINGLES
AAH (All About Him) That's My God - Single (independent)
Josh Grove Hope - Single (independent)
Kaboose Like That - Single [Polished Arrow Music]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 91 - Single [Dream]
Living Again Cynical and Jaded - Single (independent)
Tenielle Neda Who Do They Say I Am? - Single (independent)


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