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Crazy Caption Photo No.1: "Snack Time!"

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"AAAAGGGGHHHH, Don't Eat My Children!" [M@]

Rely-on Cake [Benjamin]

When our powers combine....we make Captain Danish! [Oliver]

"6 grams of fat or less!? Ok who went to Joe's Healthy Rolls for the food?!" [Jammin' Jeff]

The record company's version of the Stanley Cup [warrior4037]

The N.A.T.P.P.A. (National Association of Tasty Pastry-Pilfering Artists) celebrated yet another successful heist on Thursday. [Elyse D.]

Got milk? [Daniel]

"Hey! Those were for my mom!" [Sugar]

"Will you marry us?" [Kalling]

Congratulations! You are officially the one billionth customer at Cinnabon! You have won yourself this delightful box filled with six of Cinnabon's scrumptious cinnamon rolls. Do share! [jAM]

"We have conquered the Martian Pastry Men!" [Caleb]

"DUDE! Look what I won for opening my mouth the widest!" [FinalGamingStory]

"Sealed crabs legs again?!" [BJ]

"Quick, guys! Maybe if we give it some cinnamon buns, it'll go away!" [rdwiss]

"Look! We finally figured out how to open the box!" [maryb18]

"Hey Toby! Swap you for a Dove?" [DJ Ska]

And on the 7th day, God rested and ordered iced doughnuts for all. God saw what he had done and was pleased. [Snappy]

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This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin Currency [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin Currency Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]

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