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Crazy Caption Photo No.1: "Snack Time!"

(pictured: Relient K, John Reuben, and Gotee Records staff)
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"AAAAGGGGHHHH, Don't Eat My Children!" [M@]

Rely-on Cake [Benjamin]

When our powers combine....we make Captain Danish! [Oliver]

"6 grams of fat or less!? Ok who went to Joe's Healthy Rolls for the food?!" [Jammin' Jeff]

The record company's version of the Stanley Cup [warrior4037]

The N.A.T.P.P.A. (National Association of Tasty Pastry-Pilfering Artists) celebrated yet another successful heist on Thursday. [Elyse D.]

Got milk? [Daniel]

"Hey! Those were for my mom!" [Sugar]

"Will you marry us?" [Kalling]

Congratulations! You are officially the one billionth customer at Cinnabon! You have won yourself this delightful box filled with six of Cinnabon's scrumptious cinnamon rolls. Do share! [jAM]

"We have conquered the Martian Pastry Men!" [Caleb]

"DUDE! Look what I won for opening my mouth the widest!" [FinalGamingStory]

"Sealed crabs legs again?!" [BJ]

"Quick, guys! Maybe if we give it some cinnamon buns, it'll go away!" [rdwiss]

"Look! We finally figured out how to open the box!" [maryb18]

"Hey Toby! Swap you for a Dove?" [DJ Ska]

And on the 7th day, God rested and ordered iced doughnuts for all. God saw what he had done and was pleased. [Snappy]

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This Friday, October 30
ALBUMS
Beach Chapel A Special Place In Heaven (independent)
Kirk Franklin I Am What I Am [Uptown]
The Oak Ridge Boys Buried Treasures [Lightning Rod]
The Hyssongs We've Got a Song to Sing [Horizon]
Various Artists Songs Inspired By The Chosen: Season 1-5 [Capitol CMG]
Vomitorial Corpulence Martyrdomical Symphonanthem [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
2 Lane Summer How Do I Live - Single [Quartz Hill]
1K Phew & Timbaland Seven Trumpets - Single [Reach]
Gracie Binion & Mitch Wong Gloria - Single [BEC]
Will Ellis My Yesterday’s Are Gone - Single (independent)
goodwill., GodFearin & Xay Hill IN MOTION - Single [Syntax]
I.A.N. Pray For Me - Single [Syntax]
Lady Audri My Body - Single [Syntax]
Leem of the Earth The Cavern of Dark - Single [Velvet Blue]
LOUDWERX Bass Go Boom (feat. Magic & Bird, Andy Mineo) - Single [Artist Influence]
Malcolm Rue & A Tribe Apart Omemma - Single [Syntax]
Kevi Morse Is it too late? - Single [Syntax]
Nai and J Follow - Single (independent)
Lloyd Nicks Glory (Angels We Have Heard) - Single [Curb]
Hunter Plake It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas - Single [BEC]
Razzie & OnBeatMusic Brick After Brick - Single [Syntax]
Jordan St. Cyr Guide Me Home - Single [BEC]
Carly Ann Taylor How Glorious (Amazing Grace) - Single [Curb]
TobyMac The Hard Times - Single [Capitol CMG]
ZOEgirl I Still Believe - Single (independent)

Next Friday, November 6
ALBUMS
Big Daddy Weave It's Time For Christmas - EP [Curb]
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Come and See - EP (independent)
Meadows DESERT WALKER (CD) [Facedown Records]
Mystical Death Across [Rottweiler]
Chris Tomlin Good News Of Great Joy (Christmas Songs Of Worship) [Capitol CMG]
We Are Messengers Rejoice! (A Celtic Christmas LIVE) [Curb]
Mark Wills Grand Ole Revival [Gaither]

SINGLES
Olivia Lane Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - Single [BEC]
Tasha Layton & Dave Barnes What Should I Get You For Christmas - Single [BEC]
Hunter Plake Holly Jolly Christmas - Single [BEC]
River Valley Worship Come and Behold - Single [BEC]


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