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"Now if you look to your left you'll see my...my... Dude! Where's my car?!" [JaneBlonde]

"Hey, Smokey! Look at that forest fire!" Bill said. "Ha ha, made ya' look!" Then Smokey ate Bill. [Nate]

"What are YOU doing?" [Elyse D.]

"Yes, these overalls are cashmere and no, you can't distract me from eating you." [troutman]

"Dude, look! It's Goldilocks... and she doesn't look happy..." [Kris B]

"Hey, what are you running away for, Mom? Dad just hasn't shaven yet today." [K-Love]

"OK, so, I take a left on Central Ave., then go to the next stop light..." [Lauren]

"See those? Now those pants would look great on you." [Sarah!!]

"Who's that sitting on YOUR chair??" [i like larry]

Once again Bob gets stuck with the worst seats in the house. [DJ Ska]

Only YOU Can Prevent Forest Fires. [Joby]

"Hey, look! Eat him instead!" [Phil]

Everyone always thought Bobby's dating choices were a little on the strange side... but this? [cookie]

"DUDE, YOU'RE GETTIN' A DELL!" [setveevtes]

"You see him? HE is smarter than the average bear." [Jason]

"Remind me NEVER to let you set me up on a blind date AGAIN!" [Kristine]

Smokey the Bear's student learns how to detect a fire. [Mark]

"Look at those crazy guys with the cinnamon rolls!" [Cebby]

"So then I said to myself, 'Only I can prevent forest fires. Only I can prevent forest fires.' And I came here." [Colin]

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, May 6, 2026
SINGLES
Anike Contagious - Single [Reach]

This Friday, May 8, 2026
ALBUMS
AC Lightnin They Call Me AC (Mixtape) (independent)
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
Vince Gill 50 Years From Home: Nobody Held Her Like Me [MCA Nashville]
Amy Grant The Me That Remains [AG]
idle threat you'll forget the sun [Tooth & Nail]
LO Worship The Perfect Love of Jesus - EP [Integrity]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - EP [Provident/Sony]
Allan Scott Just One More (Songs from the Motion Picture) - Multi-Single [Dream]

SINGLES
ALTIRA Death of Fear - Single [The Fuel]
Bethel Music Love Of My Life (Live) (feat. Martin Smith, Paul & Hannah McClure) - Single [Bethel]
Jeremy Camp Reflector - Single [Capitol CMG]
Drenae Hold On (ft. Smiiley baby) - Single [Syntax]
Elevation Rhythm FATHER'S HOUSE - Single [Elevation]
goodwill & Griffin McCoy START WITH US - Single [Syntax]
KB Left Hand (feat. Terrian) - Single [Provident]
Molly Kate Kestner Content - Single [Provident]
Tori Kelly Control / Dive - Double Single [Epic]
No Vain Glory BEATING THE BAD (SYMPHONY V) - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante LUV ME! - Single [Dream]
Josiah Queen make heaven crowded - Single [Capitol CMG]
Red Worship Testify (Smell Like Smoke) - Single (independent)
Michael Sarver More Like You - Single [WieRise]
Starflyer 59 Disappointed - Single [Velvet Blue]

Next Friday, May 15, 2026
Brooke Ligertwood EAT [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
ELEOS Leper's Veil - Single [Ocean House]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Feel Your Heartbeat - Single [People & Songs]
Hiyab Gabriel I Choose You - Single (independent)
Switchfoot Absolution - Single [By Design/BMG]
Joel Vaughn Over It - Single [Ocean House]
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