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"Now if you look to your left you'll see my...my... Dude! Where's my car?!" [JaneBlonde]

"Hey, Smokey! Look at that forest fire!" Bill said. "Ha ha, made ya' look!" Then Smokey ate Bill. [Nate]

"What are YOU doing?" [Elyse D.]

"Yes, these overalls are cashmere and no, you can't distract me from eating you." [troutman]

"Dude, look! It's Goldilocks... and she doesn't look happy..." [Kris B]

"Hey, what are you running away for, Mom? Dad just hasn't shaven yet today." [K-Love]

"OK, so, I take a left on Central Ave., then go to the next stop light..." [Lauren]

"See those? Now those pants would look great on you." [Sarah!!]

"Who's that sitting on YOUR chair??" [i like larry]

Once again Bob gets stuck with the worst seats in the house. [DJ Ska]

Only YOU Can Prevent Forest Fires. [Joby]

"Hey, look! Eat him instead!" [Phil]

Everyone always thought Bobby's dating choices were a little on the strange side... but this? [cookie]

"DUDE, YOU'RE GETTIN' A DELL!" [setveevtes]

"You see him? HE is smarter than the average bear." [Jason]

"Remind me NEVER to let you set me up on a blind date AGAIN!" [Kristine]

Smokey the Bear's student learns how to detect a fire. [Mark]

"Look at those crazy guys with the cinnamon rolls!" [Cebby]

"So then I said to myself, 'Only I can prevent forest fires. Only I can prevent forest fires.' And I came here." [Colin]

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This Friday, February 27, 2026
ALBUMS
AOH Music BEHOLD (Acoustic Live), Vol. 2 (independent)
Jonathan Cain Only A Prayer Away - EP [The Fuel]
Consumed By Fire He's Alive - EP [Red Street]
Elevation Español Asi´-Sera [Provident/Sony]
J Payne J Payne Collabos (independent)
Amanda Janson Sinner to Saint [Pure Mosaic]
K3hlab Born Again [Syntax]
King's Hammer The Color of the Soul [Rottweiler]
Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place (Live) - EP [DREAM]
Honey Ribar No God Beside You - EP (independent)

SINGLES
B.Cooper thoughts. - Single [RMG Amplify]
The Caballerials Legend - Single [Small Step]
Leanna Crawford & Seph Schlueter Water Into Wine - Single [Provident/Sony]
F.L.O.G.I.C Selah - Single (independent)
Freedom Church Holy Spirit (Great Things) - Single [DREAM]
Gaither Bread Upon the Water (Live) [feat. Marshall Hall, Michael Booth, Ernie Haase, Dustin Doyle, Ronnie Booth & Wes Hampton] - Single [Gaither]
Glass Hearts Worship I Saw a Fire - Single (independent)
Hulvey Automatic (feat. Connor Price) - Single [Reach]
KDNS Unfollow ft. JKO - Single [Syntax]
Vic Lucas What I Need - Single [Syntax]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - Single [Provident/Sony]
Presence Music In Other Words (feat. Mitch McVicker) - Single [Kingdom Impact]
Tommee Profitt x Jon Reddick Just As I Am - Single [Capitol CMG]
Razzie Heavens Coming Down - Single [Syntax]
Saints in Exile Run to You (Release Me) - Single [Syntax]
Tenroc Mourning 2 Dancing (feat. Tori Kelly & Jon Keith) - Single [Provident/Sony]

Next Friday, March 6, 2026
SINGLES
Xander Sallows it's been a while - Single [Ocean House]


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