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"Now if you look to your left you'll see my...my... Dude! Where's my car?!" [JaneBlonde]

"Hey, Smokey! Look at that forest fire!" Bill said. "Ha ha, made ya' look!" Then Smokey ate Bill. [Nate]

"What are YOU doing?" [Elyse D.]

"Yes, these overalls are cashmere and no, you can't distract me from eating you." [troutman]

"Dude, look! It's Goldilocks... and she doesn't look happy..." [Kris B]

"Hey, what are you running away for, Mom? Dad just hasn't shaven yet today." [K-Love]

"OK, so, I take a left on Central Ave., then go to the next stop light..." [Lauren]

"See those? Now those pants would look great on you." [Sarah!!]

"Who's that sitting on YOUR chair??" [i like larry]

Once again Bob gets stuck with the worst seats in the house. [DJ Ska]

Only YOU Can Prevent Forest Fires. [Joby]

"Hey, look! Eat him instead!" [Phil]

Everyone always thought Bobby's dating choices were a little on the strange side... but this? [cookie]

"DUDE, YOU'RE GETTIN' A DELL!" [setveevtes]

"You see him? HE is smarter than the average bear." [Jason]

"Remind me NEVER to let you set me up on a blind date AGAIN!" [Kristine]

Smokey the Bear's student learns how to detect a fire. [Mark]

"Look at those crazy guys with the cinnamon rolls!" [Cebby]

"So then I said to myself, 'Only I can prevent forest fires. Only I can prevent forest fires.' And I came here." [Colin]

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This Friday, January 16, 2026
ALBUMS
77s 7 [Mezzo]
Anathoth Redención [Charon Collective]
Dan Bremnes The Hero & The Villain [Curb]
Amanda Cook The Blue Tent (Live) - EP [Wings]
m1L, R.kitect 4ZERO7 - EP [Headnod Music Group]
Petra Hope (CD) [Rown/Girder]

SINGLES
Alexxander otravueltaxx - Single [Reach]
Anike He's Been Good - Single [Reach]
Gracie Binion Hosanna - Single [BEC]
Chris Caro To the Grave - Single [Syntax]
Cold Streets Over and Over - Single [Small Step]
Colony House Hummingbird - Single [LastDaze]
B. Cooper Days (ft. Foure) - Single [RMG Amplify]
Dex the Nerd Who Loves Jesus I Got the Light - Single [Syntax]
Drew Holcomb & the Neighbors, Jonah Kagen Mississippi River Bluebird - Single [Magnolia]
floodlit AKo - Single (independent)
Ian Austin, Isaiah William Front Porch Wisdom - Single [Ocean House]
K3hlab Wonderfully Made - Single [Syntax]
Lecrae My Everything - Single [Reach]
Life.Church Worship Digno De Alabar - Single [Ocean House]
Limoblaze God Did It - Single [Reach]
Vic Lucas Thank You, God. (ft. Lady Audri) - Single [Syntax]
Jake MacAdam echoes - Single [Ocean House]
Myles Maestro Not Satisfied - Single [Syntax]
Steven Malcolm Spatula (feat. Futuristic) - Single [Curb]
Passion The Blood - Single [Capitol CMG]
Razzie When He Calls - Single [Syntax]
Remnant House GO! - Single [Ocean House]
Tedashii Dungeon - Single [Reach]
Tenroc Playlist - Single [Provident]
MAYIA WARREN Sanctuary - Single [Syntax]
Phil Wickham, Crowder It Really is Amazing Grace - Single [Fair Trade]

Next Friday, January 23, 2026
ALBUMS
Jamie MacDonald Jamie MacDonald [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
CAIN So Long Sad Songs - Single [Provident]
Jason Dunn Divided States of America - Single (independent)
ELEOS Fool's Gold - Single [Ocean House]
Amber Lynn Yahweh (Your Will Your Way) - Single [Sonlite]
Ian Austin, Brice Davis Like The Prodigal (Come Home) - Single [Ocean House]
Heather Suzanne Kingdom Walls - Single [Ocean House]
Zane Walls NAH UH - Single (independent)
Katy Weirich The River - Single [Wings]
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