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"Now if you look to your left you'll see my...my... Dude! Where's my car?!" [JaneBlonde]

"Hey, Smokey! Look at that forest fire!" Bill said. "Ha ha, made ya' look!" Then Smokey ate Bill. [Nate]

"What are YOU doing?" [Elyse D.]

"Yes, these overalls are cashmere and no, you can't distract me from eating you." [troutman]

"Dude, look! It's Goldilocks... and she doesn't look happy..." [Kris B]

"Hey, what are you running away for, Mom? Dad just hasn't shaven yet today." [K-Love]

"OK, so, I take a left on Central Ave., then go to the next stop light..." [Lauren]

"See those? Now those pants would look great on you." [Sarah!!]

"Who's that sitting on YOUR chair??" [i like larry]

Once again Bob gets stuck with the worst seats in the house. [DJ Ska]

Only YOU Can Prevent Forest Fires. [Joby]

"Hey, look! Eat him instead!" [Phil]

Everyone always thought Bobby's dating choices were a little on the strange side... but this? [cookie]

"DUDE, YOU'RE GETTIN' A DELL!" [setveevtes]

"You see him? HE is smarter than the average bear." [Jason]

"Remind me NEVER to let you set me up on a blind date AGAIN!" [Kristine]

Smokey the Bear's student learns how to detect a fire. [Mark]

"Look at those crazy guys with the cinnamon rolls!" [Cebby]

"So then I said to myself, 'Only I can prevent forest fires. Only I can prevent forest fires.' And I came here." [Colin]

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, July 31
ALBUMS
Pat Barrett, Worship Together Burn in Us [Capitol CMG]
Joseph Habedank The Worship Album [Gaither]
Sower Contrast (independent)
Starflyer 59 Disappointed EP [Velvet Blue]

SINGLES
99 APEX Move - Single [Syntax]
A Mose Spirit Rhythm - Single [Syntax]
Hillside Recording Come Back Home - Single (independent)
JusRzd, Cyrus Sonata, & Mic Wise LHM - Single [Syntax]
KNGDM REVIVAL OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream]
Jeannie Ortega Sorry - Single [Syntax]
Razzie & DTG Rich EEH - Single [Syntax]
We Are Messengers Room For You - Single [Wings]

VINYL
IONA IONA vinyl box set Vinyl (independent)

Next Wednesday, August 5
ALBUMS
Life.Church Switch Simple - EP (independent)

Next Friday, August 7
ALBUMS
The Choir Dragonfly [Galaxy 21]
John Elefante Stories: The John Elefante Collection [Girder]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship Child of God - Single [Dream]
Francesca Battistelli He Will - Single [Curb]
Josh Grove Trust (Psalm 13) - Single (independent)
Allan Scott Everybody Needs Someone - Single [Dream]
Good Weather Forecast, SOFYKA NOMADIC TENDENCIES - Single [Dream]
Carly Ann Taylor Lifeline - Single [Wings]
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