Jesusfreakhideout.com: Lloyd's Crazy Captions No.10: "Hair Share"

Crazy Caption Photo No.10: "Hair Share"

(pictured: Newsboys' Peter Furler and Phil Joel)

This man is donating to Hair Club For Men and you can too! Just send $19.95 to... [mandy]

"Ow! Ow! I'm playing the best I can!" [savedBYgrace]

"Mmmmm... is that Suave?" [FullFledgeFreak]

"I can't believe that John James told me bald was in." [Sassquatch]

Now we REALLY know how Peter Furler gets that killer shine! [seagull boy]

"One slightly used bassist of the New Zealand breed. Okay, let's start the bidding at $100..." [Lauren D.]

And then Goldilocks picked up the Fender bass, and it was juuuuussst right. [stickman00]

But wait, there's more! If you call within the next 30 minutes, Peter Furler will personally deliver this lock of hair to your house for only $29.95! [Rye]

"So THIS is where it all went..." [OneGirlRevolt]

The Newsboys decide to liven up their concerts with a touching rendition of O. Henry's "The Gift of the Magi" [B429#1fan]

"I'm Going In! Cover Me!" [FinalGamingStory]

A band of contrasts, the Newsboys voted that Pete should stay away from Rogaine for just one more year. [DanCal]

"Oh your hair iss jussst sso fabulouss, how did you ever get it to be sso manageable?" [Bmxnpyro]

The curtain opens as Peter, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Peter cries out, �Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush?" "Having heard his question, Phil enters the scene. "Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!" [Mikster]

Fun party game: pin the hair on Peter Furler! [skilletrox]

"All I need is about this much and I'd be perfectly happy, but noooooo..." [Christ4Life]

Over the years Phil had been stealing Peter's hair strand by strand until Peter finally caught on. [DJ Ska]

"Before Miracle-Gro, even our Mom couldn't tell us apart!" [Vince]

Sadly, Pete misunderstood how the hair transplantation program worked. [sing4christ]

"Can you hear me now? Good." [Spaz]

savedBYgrace won a copy of the Newsboys' Newsboys: Remixed CD

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