Jesusfreakhideout.com: Lloyd's Crazy Captions No.11: "Ping Pressure"

Crazy Caption Photo No.11: "Ping Pressure"

(pictured: Marcos of P.O.D.)

Even Marcos couldn't beat Forest Gump at table tennis. [DJ Skillz]

Marcos was sick of this. He could handle the matching outfits, they could write songs that "appeal to the public," but he drew the line at playing ping-pong. [ColinAke]

"I wanted the blue racket not the black one" [godsgirlalways]

"I keep telling you that Jedi mind tricks don't work on me!" [Tommy(o)]

"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..." [seagull boy]

Yes, even you can levitate a simple ping-pong paddle. Impress girls, amaze your friends, be a hit at parties! [OverAndAgainst]

"So much for those steriods..." [Spartikis]

Ping-Pong Paddle: 1 Marcos: 0 [DJ Ska]

'Nah!! I want a PRO racket [salomonkey]

"What do you mean you want to go to best of 182?" [mandy]

"Aw man! I forgot the milk... my wife is gonna kill me!" [Mary Dieterle]

"Come to me, my trusty paddle!" [ITimoth412]

"For the last time... My momma said I looked good in Red!" [jesusfreak1614]

"I just can't take it anymore! Would you please stop purposefully hitting my stomach!!" [Starshine]

"You win, Lord" [Steven Masone]

"Forget this Sonny! ...this game's harder than winning the Crazy Caption contest!" [Brandon Wood]

ColinAke won a copy of Pillar's new CD, Fireproof

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This Friday, June 27, 2025
ALBUMS

7eventh Time Down We Praise You [BEC]

The Browns 25th Anniversary: Better Days Ahead [StowTown]

Franni Cash Wild Child - EP [Capitol CMG]

Matt Crocker interlude [Anotherland]

Jimmy Fortune Songs of an American Dreamer [Gaither]

Roxanne Grace Road Trip - EP [DREAM]

JJ Hairston & Youthful Praise The Live Reunion: Washington, DC [James Town]

Kutless The Seventh Seal - EP [BEC]

Evvie McKinney It Ain't Over - EP (independent)

Rusty Shipp Capsized Empire (independent)

SEU Worship A Forgiving God [Provident]

The Shimmering Carnelians The Doorway (Version 2.0) (independent)

We Are Messengers A Thousand Times - EP [Curb]

SINGLES

Anchor & Braille Rattlesnake - Single [Equal Vision]

ANTHNY imposter syndrome - Single [Provident]

Blanca Right On Time - Single [Curb]

Landry Cantrell & Elenee sunshine & rainbows - Single [DREAM]

Eddie Clark Never Content - Single [Syntax]

Colony House Atomic - Single [Roon]

Megan Danielle Preachin' To The Choir - Single [Provident]

Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Don't Try Me (DTM) - Single [Syntax]

Joseph Habedank Running to Me - Single [Daywind]

Lonnie Hunter Flow (Like A River) - Single [Uncle G]

Kashh Kade HELP - Single [Syntax]

KB x KEANU Keanu's Song - Single [Provident]

Tasha Layton Singing In the Dark - Single [BEC]

Tasha Cobbs Leonard The Hand That Keeps Holding - Single [Motown Gospel]

Tim Lovelace Celebration of America Medley (feat. Charlie McCoy) - Single [StowTown]

Lecrae Tell No Lie (feat. Jackie Hill Perry) - Single [Reach]

LO Worship The Perfect Love of Jesus - Single [Integrity]

Patrick Mayberry Thank The Lord - Single [Provident]

Michael Monroe John The Baptist (feat. Chris Renzema) - Single [Provident]

Alexander Pappas A Great Awakening / Un Nuevo Despertar - Single [Integrity]

PEABOD Summer in Seattle - Single [RMG Amplify]

Rave Jesus Walk On The Water Remix (From The Chosen) - Single [Provident]

The Rocky Valentines Nat Song - Single [Velvet Blue]

Saints In Exile & Cutright My Dead End (ft. Jeannie Ortega, Luc DiMarzio, Jericko) - Single [Syntax]

Emilie Weiss Take Care (Studio Sessions) - Single [BEC]

DVD

Jimmy Fortune Songs Of An American Dreamer DVD [Gaither]

Next Friday, July 4, 2025
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Chad Cory America [DREAM]

Tenielle Neda The Way Of Love [Wings]

SINGLES

Christian Back Now - Single [DREAM]

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