Even Marcos couldn't beat Forest Gump at table tennis. [DJ Skillz]
Marcos was sick of this. He could handle the matching outfits, they could write songs that "appeal to the public," but he drew the line at playing ping-pong. [ColinAke]
"I wanted the blue racket not the black one" [godsgirlalways]
"I keep telling you that Jedi mind tricks don't work on me!" [Tommy(o)]
"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..." [seagull boy]
Yes, even you can levitate a simple ping-pong paddle. Impress girls, amaze your friends, be a hit at parties! [OverAndAgainst]
"So much for those steriods..." [Spartikis]
Ping-Pong Paddle: 1 Marcos: 0 [DJ Ska]
'Nah!! I want a PRO racket [salomonkey]
"What do you mean you want to go to best of 182?" [mandy]
"Aw man! I forgot the milk... my wife is gonna kill me!" [Mary Dieterle]
"Come to me, my trusty paddle!" [ITimoth412]
"For the last time... My momma said I looked good in Red!" [jesusfreak1614]
"I just can't take it anymore! Would you please stop purposefully hitting my stomach!!" [Starshine]
"You win, Lord" [Steven Masone]
"Forget this Sonny! ...this game's harder than winning the Crazy Caption contest!" [Brandon Wood]
This Friday, February 21, 2025
ALBUMS Gather Worship Hear The World That You So Love Sing Back To You [Integrity] Mat Kearney Mat Kearney (still drowning in nostalgia) [Deluxe] [Middle Kid] Natalie Layne All Joy [Centricity] David Leonard Just Jesus [Provident] Jordan Smith The People's Hymnal [Gaither]
SINGLES Coqui only Idol - Single [DREAM] Adriel Cruz Joy Comes in the Morning - Single [Syntax] Kashh Kade ALIVE - Single [Syntax] Will Kellum Burning Idols - Single [Syntax] Vic Lucas Closer - Single [Syntax] Melody Noel Closer Than I Know - Single (independent) Luke Wareham x Neon Tigers Set Me Apart (feat. Millie Ferguson) [Remix] - Single (independent) Phil Wickham The King is in the Room - Single [Fair Trade]
Next Friday, February 28, 2025
ALBUMS The Belonging Co Eden (Live) [Capitol CMG] The Brooklyn Tabernacle Choir I Will Not Be Moved: Live with the Brooklyn Tabernacle Choir [StowTown]
SINGLES Dan Bremnes Call Your Name - Single [Curb] Disciple Sound the Alarm - Single [Tooth & Nail] Faith Worship Arts Good 2 Me (Live) - Single [DREAM Worship] PEABOD Head First (from Gabriel and the Guardians) - Single (independent)