Even Marcos couldn't beat Forest Gump at table tennis. [DJ Skillz]
Marcos was sick of this. He could handle the matching outfits, they could write songs that "appeal to the public," but he drew the line at playing ping-pong. [ColinAke]
"I wanted the blue racket not the black one" [godsgirlalways]
"I keep telling you that Jedi mind tricks don't work on me!" [Tommy(o)]
"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..." [seagull boy]
Yes, even you can levitate a simple ping-pong paddle. Impress girls, amaze your friends, be a hit at parties! [OverAndAgainst]
"So much for those steriods..." [Spartikis]
Ping-Pong Paddle: 1 Marcos: 0 [DJ Ska]
'Nah!! I want a PRO racket [salomonkey]
"What do you mean you want to go to best of 182?" [mandy]
"Aw man! I forgot the milk... my wife is gonna kill me!" [Mary Dieterle]
"Come to me, my trusty paddle!" [ITimoth412]
"For the last time... My momma said I looked good in Red!" [jesusfreak1614]
"I just can't take it anymore! Would you please stop purposefully hitting my stomach!!" [Starshine]
"You win, Lord" [Steven Masone]
"Forget this Sonny! ...this game's harder than winning the Crazy Caption contest!" [Brandon Wood]
This Wednesday, October 22, 2025
SINGLES Phil Wickham Fear Has No Power - Single [Fair Trade]
This Friday, October 24, 2025
ALBUMS John Allan untitled EP [Centricity] Dan Bremnes The Villain - EP [Curb] Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation] God Behind Bars Music Live From Angola Prison Vol. 1 [Provident] Fepeste This World Ain't Mine to Change [Velvet Blue] gio. FINE BY ME [Capitol CMG] Brandon Lake Amazon Music Songline [Provident] Latter Day Exploits Within Consumed (Expanded Edition) [Charon Collective] Tyson Motsenbocker Modern Worries [Tooth & Nail] Smalltown Poets St. Augustine (independent) Zahriya Zachary Rediscovery [Bethel]
SINGLES 29:11 Worship, Zion Rempel You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM] Joe L Barnes Grief, Joy, Gratitude - Single [Provident] Chad Cory, Zacardi Cortez My First Love (Remix) - Single [DREAM] Leanna Crawford Beginning Of Your Grace - Single [Provident] darthy Juniper Tree - Single [WieRok] Emerson Day Midnight Hour - Single [Fair Trade] Good Weather Forecast lows2highs - Single [DREAM] Grace + Max Rich - Single [WieRok] Jamie Macdonald You Can't Take My Song - Single [Capitol CMG] Mercy Tribe Music The King is in the Room (feat. Ayiesha Woods) - Single (independent) Mountains in the Sea You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM] Seph Schlueter Already On The Way (feat. Benjamin William Hastings) - Single [Provident] Tomb Slayer The Christmas Lamb (feat. Khristian Dentley & Sarah Whittemore) - Single [Tomb Slayer] The Undertaking! All Smiles - Single (independent)
VINYL Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation]
Next Friday, October 31, 2025
ALBUMS Hope Deferred Darkness Remains [The Charon Collective] Testimony of Apocalypse Agony in the Garden [Roxx Records]
SINGLES Dreamers My Heart His Home - Single [DREAM] Roxanne Grace Try Again - Single [DREAM] Lock & Chi Do To Me - Single (independent) John Long Simple Pursuit - Single (independent) Warren Zeiders How Great Thou Art - Single [Warner]