Even Marcos couldn't beat Forest Gump at table tennis. [DJ Skillz]
Marcos was sick of this. He could handle the matching outfits, they could write songs that "appeal to the public," but he drew the line at playing ping-pong. [ColinAke]
"I wanted the blue racket not the black one" [godsgirlalways]
"I keep telling you that Jedi mind tricks don't work on me!" [Tommy(o)]
"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..." [seagull boy]
Yes, even you can levitate a simple ping-pong paddle. Impress girls, amaze your friends, be a hit at parties! [OverAndAgainst]
"So much for those steriods..." [Spartikis]
Ping-Pong Paddle: 1 Marcos: 0 [DJ Ska]
'Nah!! I want a PRO racket [salomonkey]
"What do you mean you want to go to best of 182?" [mandy]
"Aw man! I forgot the milk... my wife is gonna kill me!" [Mary Dieterle]
"Come to me, my trusty paddle!" [ITimoth412]
"For the last time... My momma said I looked good in Red!" [jesusfreak1614]
"I just can't take it anymore! Would you please stop purposefully hitting my stomach!!" [Starshine]
"You win, Lord" [Steven Masone]
"Forget this Sonny! ...this game's harder than winning the Crazy Caption contest!" [Brandon Wood]
This Friday, July 4, 2025
ALBUMS Chad Cory America [DREAM] William Murphy Payback (Live) [Motown Gospel] Tenielle Neda The Way Of Love [Wings]
SINGLES AyeTJ Nothing Else - Single [Syntax] Nick Betzing Plead for Me Remix (ft. 1K Phew and Aha Gazelle) - Single [Syntax] Christian Back Now - Single [DREAM] Ryan Ellis More Than Enough (feat. Lee Vasi) - Single [Provident] Illbrio Feel This - Single (independent) KDNS Eternity - Single [Syntax] Prodi Da Prodigal Bibles & Blickys (ft. Selah the Corner & Da Commissioner) - Single [Syntax] Keith Reign Offering Of Praise - Single (independent) SNT. VINCENT Garden - Single [Syntax] Zippy, OnBeatMusic, QEW Kapow - Single [Syntax]
Next Friday, July 11, 2025
ALBUMS Hammock Nevertheless (independent) Jeremy Rosado The Waiting Room [Capitol CMG] Seph Schlueter Counting My Blessings [Provident] Stars Go Dim Roses [Curb]
SINGLES Jamie MacDonald Desperate (feat. Lauren Daigle) - Single [Capitol CMG] Joel Vaughn Get Over It - Single [DREAM] Phil Wickham Song of the Saints - Single [Fair Trade]
VINYL The Swirling Eddies Let's Spin! Vinyl [Girder] The Swirling Eddies Outdoor Elvis Vinyl [Girder] The Swirling Eddies Zoom Daddy Vinyl [Girder]