"You've gone around 27 times. Just say "goose" already!" [Noyo]
Fred: "Now lets see who you REALLY are!" *pulls of mask* Thelma: "Jinkees! It's Mr. Whithers, the guy who runs the amusement park!" Mr Whithers: "And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you snooping kids!" Scooby-Doo: "Good One Shaggy!" [Erock]
"No, for real, I bought it at a hat store." [guybrush]
"Do not tell me what I can and cannot do with my hair" [RelientFrenzy]
"Yeah, I feel the difference, your shampoo is tingling my scalp on this si--wait a second! That's your hand!" [DanCal]
"Mini cream-pie attack!" [Greydawg]
For a limited time only, join the marines and you will receive this free handbag! [amber]
"Doctor, it started as just a finger on my forehead, but I woke up yesterday and... well as you can see the growth has progressively gotten worse." [Glen]
"This is not what I meant when I said I would go bowling with you guys!" [Linja]
First day at Celebrity Boot Camp: Cadet Reuben is the first to go. [Arwenchic]
"If you want hair like this, use 'Happy Day Hair Conditioner' to make all your days happy days!" [aaron]
"Noooogiiiiiiie!" [jo]
Another satisfied customer for "Hand Club for Men"- the latest development in hair replacement technology. [statman]
"Sorry, Harry. It's just that my hands have been sticking to things ever since that genetically-altered spider bit me a few days ago... Weird, huh?" [Sebby]
DanCal won a 12-song partial prerelease copy of Jars of Clay's new CD, Furthermore
This Thursday, March 30, 2023
SINGLES Disciple Bad Words - Single [Tooth & Nail]
This Friday, March 31, 2023
ALBUMS The Classic Crime GRIM AGE (independent) The Ongoing Concept Again [Solid State]
SINGLES Tina Boonstra Why Do Good Times Fly? - Single [7Core] Dwan Hill Mansion - Single [Integrity] Britt Nicole Gold (Acoustic) - Single (independent) Shout Praise Kids Great Are You Lord - Single [Integrity] Stillman You'll Be In My Heart - Single (independent)
Next Friday, April 7, 2023
ALBUMS The Kingdom Heirs Something Good, Vol. 3 [Sonlite] LaTocha The Invitation: A Conversation With God [Capitol CMG] NF HOPE [Virgin] Petra PETRA - FIFTY (Anniversary Collection) DELUXE EDITION (3-Discs) [Girder]
SINGLES Housefires I Thank God - Single [Capitol CMG/Tribl] Stars Go Dim Authority (In The Name of Jesus) [feat. Lloyd Nicks] - Single [Curb/Word]
VINYL The Union of Sinners and Saints One More Shot [Girder]