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Crazy Caption Photo No.016: "Head Games"

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"You've gone around 27 times. Just say "goose" already!" [Noyo]

Fred: "Now lets see who you REALLY are!" *pulls of mask* Thelma: "Jinkees! It's Mr. Whithers, the guy who runs the amusement park!" Mr Whithers: "And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you snooping kids!" Scooby-Doo: "Good One Shaggy!" [Erock]

"No, for real, I bought it at a hat store." [guybrush]

"Do not tell me what I can and cannot do with my hair" [RelientFrenzy]

"Yeah, I feel the difference, your shampoo is tingling my scalp on this si--wait a second! That's your hand!" [DanCal]

"Mini cream-pie attack!" [Greydawg]

For a limited time only, join the marines and you will receive this free handbag! [amber]

"Doctor, it started as just a finger on my forehead, but I woke up yesterday and... well as you can see the growth has progressively gotten worse." [Glen]

"This is not what I meant when I said I would go bowling with you guys!" [Linja]

First day at Celebrity Boot Camp: Cadet Reuben is the first to go. [Arwenchic]

"If you want hair like this, use 'Happy Day Hair Conditioner' to make all your days happy days!" [aaron]

"Noooogiiiiiiie!" [jo]

Another satisfied customer for "Hand Club for Men"- the latest development in hair replacement technology. [statman]

"Sorry, Harry. It's just that my hands have been sticking to things ever since that genetically-altered spider bit me a few days ago... Weird, huh?" [Sebby]

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This Friday, January 9, 2026
ALBUMS
Vince Gill 50 Years From Home: Brown's Diner Bar [MCA Nashville]
Inborn Tendency Let There Be Sin [Charon Collective]

SINGLES
Cutright, JusRzd Duck Tales - Single [Syntax]
EJ Swavv, Jeff Knox, NandoSTL Deja Vu (Remix) - Single [Syntax]
Elevation Rhythm, Lizzie Morgan Thank God I'm Free - Single [Provident]
Faith Worship Arts Something Incredible (Live) - Single [DREAM]
Freedom Church Blood Is Greater - Single [DREAM]
Gethsemane Instrumental Winter Rest - Single [Ocean House]
GLADDEN Good In My Soul - Single [DREAM]
Good Weather Forecast lows2highs (feat. gio.) - Single [DREAM]
Illustrate The Sound - Single (independent)
Brandon Lake When A Cowboy Prays (with Cody Johnson) - Single [Provident]
Gabrielle Lovelace You Can't Put God in a Box - Single [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Not By Might - Single [DREAM]
Jeannie Ortega With Me - Single [Syntax]
Matthew West Good - Single [Provident]
CeCe Winans For Your Glory - Single [Capitol CMG]

Next Friday, January 16, 2026
SINGLES
Ian Austin, Isaiah William Front Porch Wisdom - Single [Ocean House]
Life.Church Worship Digno De Alabar - Single [Ocean House]
Jake MacAdam echoes - Single [Ocean House]
Remnant House GO! - Single [Ocean House]


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