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Crazy Caption Photo No.017: "Knapp Attack"

(pictured: Left to right: Charlie Lowell and Steve Mason of Jars of Clay, and Jennifer Knapp)
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Anguish over segregation continues even today. [Claudia]

"Hey, try this one. It looks easier. Less buttons." [Zeborah]

"Don't pull her trumpet man, it's a trick!" [Urban Cowboy]

"You call this a diplomatic solution?" "No. I call it aggressive negotiations." [sebby]

"Steve, Charlie, Aaron, I said, 'Play 'All You Need Is Love' NOT 'Wings of a Dove'!" [matt]

"And I'm not Jennifer Knapp..." *ziiiiip* "I'm Kenny G!" [BobDoleFreak]

"Here, play this. Saxophones are so five minutes ago." [Erika]

"I will now attempt trying to get my whole band inside this instrument!" [WGGurl]

"No guys, it's when the trump resounds that the Lord will descend, not the sax." [Kat]

"Dude, I knew I should have worn my t-shirt that says DOG." [Kripto-neeto]

"I've told you once... don't make me say it again! You CAN'T start playing 'By and By' when I'm performing 'Say Won't You Say!'" [Lee05]

"And coming down the runway now is Miss Jennifer Knapp, modeling this lovely new silver trumpet!" [Scum drum]

"Say it! Say it! Say I'm the best musician!" [Carson King]

"Do you guys really want me to do my Louie Armstrong impression... Really??" [Greydawg]

"Ladies, please note. These two handsome gentlemen are single." [Judith]

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, March 18, 2026
ALBUMS
Pipe Bomb Hell Hole [Resuscitation]

This Friday, March 20, 2026
ALBUMS
The Caballerials Waxed Curbs & Suburbs - EP [Small Step]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Repent and Believe - EP [Syntax]
Tae Lamar For Your Commute II [Polished Arrow]
Tommy Royale ChurchBoy [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
AustinThaNoble Free Indeed - Single [Syntax]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Never - Single [Syntax]
Freedom Church The Church - Single [DREAM Worship]
goodwill. World So Cold (ft. Xay Hill) - Single [Syntax]
Josh Grove Rain or Shine - Single (independent)
Hillside Recording A Savior Who Cares - Single [Ocean House]
Hulvey DAVE - Single [Reach]
Jus'Rzd Hol'On - Single [Syntax]
Kelo & DreBeeze Da Godson VULNERABLE - Single [Syntax]
Vic Lucas By Your Side - Single [Syntax]
Jeannie Ortega Outside - Single [Syntax]
tonyxtrotter WE GOT EACHOTHER - Single [Syntax]
tylerhateslife lose your kryptonite (remix) - Single [Syntax]
MAYIA WARREN Jesus Loves Me - Single [Syntax]

VINYL
Seph Schlueter Counting My Blessings Vinyl [Provident/Sony]

Next Thursday, March 26, 2026
ALBUMS
Limoblaze Solid Ground - EP [Reach]

Next Friday, March 27, 2026
ALBUMS
Romy Fay The Chosen Adventures (Vol. 1) [feat. Romy Fay] [Capitol CMG]
Gaither I Go To The Rock [Gaither]
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender [UMG]
Point of Grace Lady Wisdom [Curb]
Tommee Profitt The Resurrection of the King [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship The King and The Lamb - Single [Dream Worship]
Evelyn Cormier Leaning on Jesus - Single [BEC]
Freedom Church Is He Not Worthy - Single [Dream Worship]
J. Suthern Hicks You Are Loved - Single (independent)
Tasha Layton x Claire Leslie Whispers - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante Love You Have - Single [Dream]
River Valley AGES Anxious for Nothing - Single [BEC]
The Sagehens Dumb & Drummer - Single [Velvet Blue]
SEU Worship A Forgiving God (Moment) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Switchfoot Wake Up, Mr. Crow - Single [By Design/BMG]
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