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Crazy Caption Photo No.022: "Some Kind of Robbery"

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"What do you mean I'm on TV?!" [Elizabeth]

"No AC, no FM, and no... car!!" [joyelectric001]

"It wasn't me! It was the one armed man!" [InvincibleAlien]

"What anvil?" [OverAndAgainst]

They've really hit the bottom of the barrel for reality TV... "When Good CCM Artists Go Bad"?! [b429#1fan]

"WHAT!?! Evanescence isn't Christian?!?!" [Urban Cowboy]

"And my limo would be WHERE?!" [blondeingenuity]

The loser of the "Superhero Poses Contest" [Tristan]

"...and then, after that, my dream just got worse! I had to give up my Dove for Rock Album of the Year!..." [berner36]

"Romeo, Romeo, dude, where for art thou Romeo?" [Phreak4God]

"Hey, it's laundry day. Don't blame me, it's the only shirt that didn't smell." [Candy Coated2]

"I was about to take a sip of my soda when some punk kid just came up and grabbed it from my hand!" [JIMMYbean]

"Surveillance cameras? I knew Ocean forgot about something!" [OpenEyes]

"I'm tired of you guys from that stupid crazy caption thing coming to my house and taking pictures. Now GET OUT!" [Erock]

"Toilet papering in New York, Amsterdam, London, Paris, Vietnam, Tel Aviv and Tokyo? I don't know what you're talking about." [Spaz]

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This Tuesday, May 26, 2026
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This Friday, May 29, 2026
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The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Stand on Your Promise - Single [People & Songs]
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