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Crazy Caption Photo No.022: "Some Kind of Robbery"

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"Dude, where's my Chevette?" [Tex]

"What do you mean I'm on TV?!" [Elizabeth]

"No AC, no FM, and no... car!!" [joyelectric001]

"It wasn't me! It was the one armed man!" [InvincibleAlien]

"What anvil?" [OverAndAgainst]

They've really hit the bottom of the barrel for reality TV... "When Good CCM Artists Go Bad"?! [b429#1fan]

"WHAT!?! Evanescence isn't Christian?!?!" [Urban Cowboy]

"And my limo would be WHERE?!" [blondeingenuity]

The loser of the "Superhero Poses Contest" [Tristan]

"...and then, after that, my dream just got worse! I had to give up my Dove for Rock Album of the Year!..." [berner36]

"Romeo, Romeo, dude, where for art thou Romeo?" [Phreak4God]

"Hey, it's laundry day. Don't blame me, it's the only shirt that didn't smell." [Candy Coated2]

"I was about to take a sip of my soda when some punk kid just came up and grabbed it from my hand!" [JIMMYbean]

"Surveillance cameras? I knew Ocean forgot about something!" [OpenEyes]

"I'm tired of you guys from that stupid crazy caption thing coming to my house and taking pictures. Now GET OUT!" [Erock]

"Toilet papering in New York, Amsterdam, London, Paris, Vietnam, Tel Aviv and Tokyo? I don't know what you're talking about." [Spaz]

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This Tuesday, September 22
ALBUMS
PFR Target and the Arrow (independent)

This Friday, September 25
ALBUMS
Altarheart Prone To Wander [Rottweiler]
ANTHNY Worship Leader's Diary [SONY/Provident]
Brotality Jaws of the Earth (independent)
Forsaken Eternity Shades of Existence - EP [Rottweiler]
gio. PROMISE LAND [Capitol CMG]
Red Worship Witness (independent)
Stryper Throne of Thorns [Frontiers]
We Are Messengers Halfway Home [Curb]
Matthew West Jesus is King [Provident]
The Wood Drake Sessions East to West (independent)

SINGLES
Sarah Anthony Jesus is King - Single (independent)
AustinThaNoble Mommy, I’m Praying for You - Single [Syntax]
Chris Caro DID WHAT I SAID - Single [Syntax]
Kelo Real Love - Single [Syntax]
Jamie MacDonald Used to Be - Single [Capitol CMG]
Mackenzie Phillips Made - Single [Gotee]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Nu Nimbus Vibez (ft. Scribe Music) - Single [Syntax]
River Valley Worship King of the Empty Grave - Single [BEC]
The Sean Coleman Project Might Just Be My Day (feat. Brad Goff) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 2
ALBUMS
Amy Grant The Me That Remains (Deluxe Edition) [Thirty Tigers]
The Light Superior Dayspring [Rottweiler]
Jake MacAdam Source of Life - EP (independent)
Josh Snodgrass Praise (Instrumental Guitar) - EP (independent)
Tauren Wells Here Comes The Church (Live) [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Won't Miss A Moment - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion & Bella Fabrizio Recompense - Single [BEC]
Koryn Hawthorne God Is Real - Single [Motown Gospel]
Olivia Lane Mother's Eyes - Single [BEC]
Chandler Marie Ride Away - Single (independent)


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