Jesusfreakhideout.com celebrates 30 Years online in 2026... Get Your Music - and everything else - on Amazon! All purchases made on Amazon through this link earn a commission for Jesusfreakhideout.com!
Jesusfreakhideout.com celebrates 30 Years online in 2026... Get Your Music - and everything else - on Amazon! All purchases made on Amazon through this link earn a commission for Jesusfreakhideout.com!

Previous Caption
Lloyd's Crazy Caption
This week's photo

Crazy Caption Photo No.022: "Some Kind of Robbery"

(pictured: Mark Stuart of Audio Adrenaline)
Next Caption


"Dude, where's my Chevette?" [Tex]

"What do you mean I'm on TV?!" [Elizabeth]

"No AC, no FM, and no... car!!" [joyelectric001]

"It wasn't me! It was the one armed man!" [InvincibleAlien]

"What anvil?" [OverAndAgainst]

They've really hit the bottom of the barrel for reality TV... "When Good CCM Artists Go Bad"?! [b429#1fan]

"WHAT!?! Evanescence isn't Christian?!?!" [Urban Cowboy]

"And my limo would be WHERE?!" [blondeingenuity]

The loser of the "Superhero Poses Contest" [Tristan]

"...and then, after that, my dream just got worse! I had to give up my Dove for Rock Album of the Year!..." [berner36]

"Romeo, Romeo, dude, where for art thou Romeo?" [Phreak4God]

"Hey, it's laundry day. Don't blame me, it's the only shirt that didn't smell." [Candy Coated2]

"I was about to take a sip of my soda when some punk kid just came up and grabbed it from my hand!" [JIMMYbean]

"Surveillance cameras? I knew Ocean forgot about something!" [OpenEyes]

"I'm tired of you guys from that stupid crazy caption thing coming to my house and taking pictures. Now GET OUT!" [Erock]

"Toilet papering in New York, Amsterdam, London, Paris, Vietnam, Tel Aviv and Tokyo? I don't know what you're talking about." [Spaz]

This Weeks Winner
Urban Cowboy won a copy of the full prerelease for FFH's new album, Ready To Fly

 

  go back or go to the Caption archive

 

                 
Get the new FREE JFH MP3 compilation -- Vol. 14!

Search JFH



This Tuesday, March 31, 2026
ALBUMS
Village KNG Side A + B (independent)

This Thursday, April 2, 2026
SINGLES
Anike HOLY GIRLS! (WERK) - Single [Reach]

This Friday, April 3, 2026
ALBUMS
Meredith Andrews Live From Liberty University (with Liberty Worship Collective) [Curb]
Peech. Small Town America (Vol. 2) - EP [Capitol CMG]
Michael Sweet The Master Plan [Frontiers]
tonyxtrotter THE ART OF GETTING UP [Syntax]

SINGLES
ANTHNY x Kierra Sheard show up - Single [Provident/Sony]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Pillow - Single [Syntax]
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL Waste Some Time - Single [Riverhouse]
Marcus Hummon Bless the Broken Road - Single
Kevi Morse & Gabe Hammes Only God Knows - Single [Syntax]
Kings Theory Blood - Single [Syntax]
Vic Lucas Yeshua! - Single [Syntax]
MotionPlus Refuse (feat. Alyssa Jane) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Omega Levine All Things New - Single (independent)
Oyinbrakemi Goosebumps - Single (independent)
Chelsea Plank When You Give It Up - Single [Provident/Sony]
Q-Flo Midnight Matcha - Single [Syntax]
QEW, Untidld, Prodigyl Lean On Him - Single [Syntax]
SNT VINCENT INTENSIFY - Single [Syntax]
To Fight Fo Alive - Single (independent)
Bay Turner Redeemer - Single [Centricity]

Next Wednesday, April 8, 2026
ALBUMS
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL DAWN PATROL [Riverhouse]

Next Friday, April 10, 2026
SINGLES
bodie OBSESSED - Single [Provident/Sony]
Freedom Church Upstream - Single [Dream Worship]
Roxanne Grace Old Friends - Single [Ocean House Music]
GVTH DVDDY Doom Kitty - Single [Provident/Sony]
Lloyd Nicks A Little More - Single [Curb]
Matthew Plante GOD FIRST! - Single [Dream]
Sleeping At Last An Honest Mirror (Philautia) - Single (independent)
We Are Messengers Halfway Home - Single [Curb]


For all release dates, click here!
 

Purchase Original Art Prints, Drawings, Stickers, Bookmarks and more from JFH's own John DiBiase!
Need proofreading and editing help? We've got you covered! Click here to learn more
Check out depositphotos for royalty free images