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Crazy Caption Photo No.021: "Defiant K"

(pictured: Matt Thiessen of Relient K in a photo from RelientK.com)
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"Oh where is my hair brush, oh where is my hair brush? Oh where oh where oh where oh where oh wheeeeere is my hair brush?" [allieo51]

"And that concludes our lesson on the anatomy of men and women. When dealing with Michael Jackson, though..." [Matty B]

"I will not tell girls to wear mood rings. I will not tell girls to wear mood rings. I will not..." [InvincibleAlien]

The lost scene from Fantasia: "The Mop Teaches Algebra" [Ryan the Horse]

"I will not make fake degrees in calligraphy class... I will not make fake degrees in calligraphy class..." [Spence]

"Now repeat after me class, 'I will buy Relient K's new CD.'" [slippy oink]

It's always been Matt's dream to be Bill Nye the Science guy. [Lisa]

"Now Toby, how many times do I have to show you? 1+1+1 does NOT equal 'Solo'!" [mandy]

"And so, Miss Riley, I can prove that we did not start that fire..." [Lauren D.]

"I will not quack at the principal..." [Theorys, Skillets, Skittles, & Combos]

"You see, if you turn 90 degrees again and again and again, you are actually heading to the right, trust me." [JOel]

"You know, I don't know if this promo shot theme is very believable." [Troutman]

"Stupid Breakfast Club. Stupid rebellious phase. Stupid wasted youth. Stupid malfunctioning fart bomb." [Thumpenstein]

"I will not skip class through the first floor window... I will not skip class through the first floor window..." [TH]

"Here's how you spell it: R-E-L-I-E-N-T... not R-E-L-I-A-N-T" [ExpiredMayo]

Check out Relient K's new CD, Two hours of detention don't make an A+, but three do. [ace[{g}]~]

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Music Out This Week


This Sunday, June 7
ALBUMS
Drown the Planet The Blessed /// The Cursed - EP (independent)
Brett Leyde like a fool - EP (independent)

SINGLES
Seth Davey Dance in the Dark - Single (independent)
The Riverside Forester, Faller - Single (independent)

This Friday, June 12
ALBUMS
Brave Days Crisis - EP [Common Thread Records]
Elan Brio Blind Faith [Polished Arrow]
Eighteen Mile Peace Be Still [Mountain Home]
Flesh Incinerant Alkaloid Grace - EP (independent)
Ben Fuller Black Sheep Tour: Songs from the Road [Provident/Sony]
Hopeful. The Art of Letting Go (independent)
Vince Gill A Mother's Prayer - EP [MCA]
J.Solo Lost Son [Syntax]
Tori Kelly God Must Really Love Me [Epic]
KNGDM REVIVAL Parables [Dream]
Patrick Mayberry Anybody Else - EP [Provident/Sony]
Pep and Perk It's Cool To Be A Kid [Smidi]
So Much Hope, Buried. Wither | Grow (independent)
We The Kingdom Everything I Thought Was Pleasure [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Brothrly Forever - Single (independent)
Canyon Hills Worship All Consuming Light - Single [Harmony]
CCV Music Come Have Your Way - Single [Harmony]
Steven Curtis Chapman America the Beautiful (feat. Chris Janson) - Single [SCSEE / The Fuel]
The Choir Room Love Never Fails (feat. Fred Hammond) - Single [Centricity]
EJ Swavv Aura - Single [Syntax]
Fallstar Death Drive - Single [Rat Family Records]
Charles Wesley Godwin Hey There Son - Single [Big Loud]
GRIFFITH I Still Believe - Single (independent)
Tiffany Hudson Fire In My Bones - Single [Elevation]
JusRzd, Duprae, QEW My God Got It - Single [Syntax]
KDNS & Briana Maia Blame Game - Single [Syntax]
Mountains in the Sea Your Will Be Done - Single [Dream]
No Vain Glory IN G_D WE TRUST - Single [Syntax]
Ginny Owens Greater Is The Cross (feat. Josh Bissell & The Church Will Sing) - Single [ChickPower]
PEABOD 100 - Single (independent)
Dante' Pride x Miles Minnick Act Up - Single [TAMLA]
Procyse Showing Up - Single [Polished Arrow]
Q-Flo High Praise - Single [Syntax]
The Rogers Family He Keeps Right On Blessing Me - Single [Horizon]
Michael Sarver Count It All Joy - Single [WieRise]
Scapegoat The Same Abyss (Revived) - Single [Charon Collective]
SEU Worship Wild Rushing Wind - Single [Provident/Sony]
Sleeping At Last Source - Single (independent)
Carly Ann Taylor Heavenly Father - Single [Curb]
TobyMac Campfire (That Very Love) [feat. Third Day] - Single [Capitol CMG]

Next Sunday, June 19
ALBUMS
GVTH DVDDY GVDV [Velvet Blue Music]

SINGLES
AAH (All About Him) That's My God - Single (independent)
Josh Grove Hope - Single (independent)
Kaboose Like That - Single [Polished Arrow]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 91 - Single [Dream]
Living Again Cynical and Jaded - Single (independent)
Tenielle Neda Who Do They Say I Am? - Single (independent)
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