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Crazy Caption Photo No.021: "Defiant K"

(pictured: Matt Thiessen of Relient K in a photo from RelientK.com)
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"Oh where is my hair brush, oh where is my hair brush? Oh where oh where oh where oh where oh wheeeeere is my hair brush?" [allieo51]

"And that concludes our lesson on the anatomy of men and women. When dealing with Michael Jackson, though..." [Matty B]

"I will not tell girls to wear mood rings. I will not tell girls to wear mood rings. I will not..." [InvincibleAlien]

The lost scene from Fantasia: "The Mop Teaches Algebra" [Ryan the Horse]

"I will not make fake degrees in calligraphy class... I will not make fake degrees in calligraphy class..." [Spence]

"Now repeat after me class, 'I will buy Relient K's new CD.'" [slippy oink]

It's always been Matt's dream to be Bill Nye the Science guy. [Lisa]

"Now Toby, how many times do I have to show you? 1+1+1 does NOT equal 'Solo'!" [mandy]

"And so, Miss Riley, I can prove that we did not start that fire..." [Lauren D.]

"I will not quack at the principal..." [Theorys, Skillets, Skittles, & Combos]

"You see, if you turn 90 degrees again and again and again, you are actually heading to the right, trust me." [JOel]

"You know, I don't know if this promo shot theme is very believable." [Troutman]

"Stupid Breakfast Club. Stupid rebellious phase. Stupid wasted youth. Stupid malfunctioning fart bomb." [Thumpenstein]

"I will not skip class through the first floor window... I will not skip class through the first floor window..." [TH]

"Here's how you spell it: R-E-L-I-E-N-T... not R-E-L-I-A-N-T" [ExpiredMayo]

Check out Relient K's new CD, Two hours of detention don't make an A+, but three do. [ace[{g}]~]

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