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Crazy Caption Photo No.021: "Defiant K"

(pictured: Matt Thiessen of Relient K in a photo from RelientK.com)
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"Oh where is my hair brush, oh where is my hair brush? Oh where oh where oh where oh where oh wheeeeere is my hair brush?" [allieo51]

"And that concludes our lesson on the anatomy of men and women. When dealing with Michael Jackson, though..." [Matty B]

"I will not tell girls to wear mood rings. I will not tell girls to wear mood rings. I will not..." [InvincibleAlien]

The lost scene from Fantasia: "The Mop Teaches Algebra" [Ryan the Horse]

"I will not make fake degrees in calligraphy class... I will not make fake degrees in calligraphy class..." [Spence]

"Now repeat after me class, 'I will buy Relient K's new CD.'" [slippy oink]

It's always been Matt's dream to be Bill Nye the Science guy. [Lisa]

"Now Toby, how many times do I have to show you? 1+1+1 does NOT equal 'Solo'!" [mandy]

"And so, Miss Riley, I can prove that we did not start that fire..." [Lauren D.]

"I will not quack at the principal..." [Theorys, Skillets, Skittles, & Combos]

"You see, if you turn 90 degrees again and again and again, you are actually heading to the right, trust me." [JOel]

"You know, I don't know if this promo shot theme is very believable." [Troutman]

"Stupid Breakfast Club. Stupid rebellious phase. Stupid wasted youth. Stupid malfunctioning fart bomb." [Thumpenstein]

"I will not skip class through the first floor window... I will not skip class through the first floor window..." [TH]

"Here's how you spell it: R-E-L-I-E-N-T... not R-E-L-I-A-N-T" [ExpiredMayo]

Check out Relient K's new CD, Two hours of detention don't make an A+, but three do. [ace[{g}]~]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, October 20
SINGLES
Philip Anthony Mud - Single (independent)

This Friday, October 23
ALBUMS
Bleach Fox Den Sessions, Vol. 1 [Residence]
Ernie Haase & Signature Sound Miami Live [StowTown]
Alex Henry Foster The Fragile Beauty (Of New Morning Hopes) [Hopeful Tragedy]
Future of Forestry untitled (independent)
Galactic Cowboys What Planet Are You From? (independent)
Myles Maestro IDENTITY CRISIS [Syntax]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Chamber Saga EP [Syntax]
Josiah Queen Damascus Road [Capitol CMG]
The Sean Coleman Project Apropos of Nothing (independent)
We The Kingdom Soon The Streets Of Gold [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Dave Barnes Christmastime - Single (independent)
Biscuits x albion. dawn - Single (independent)
Chris Caro Hannah's Song - Single [Syntax]
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Joyful Joyful - Single (independent)
Keep Warm Like You (feat. Relient K) - Single [Real Fun]
Mountains in the Sea My Burden Is Light - Single [Dream]
Naveszn Meadow - Single [Syntax]
No Vain Glory MOVE YOUR BODY (PT2) - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Rowe If Jesus Lived In My Hometown - Single [Tape Room / Capitol CMG]
Saints in Exile Haunted Nobody - Single [Syntax]
Tommis & Company Your Name Is Jesus (Acoustic) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 30
ALBUMS
Beach Chapel A Special Place In Heaven (independent)
Kirk Franklin I Am What I Am [Uptown]
The Oak Ridge Boys Buried Treasures [Lightning Rod]
The Hyssongs We've Got a Song to Sing [Horizon]
Various Artists Songs Inspired By The Chosen: Season 1-5 [Capitol CMG]
Vomitorial Corpulence Martyrdomical Symphonanthem [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Gracie Binion & Mitch Wong Gloria - Single [BEC]
Will Ellis My Yesterday’s Are Gone - Single (independent)
Leem of the Earth The Cavern of Dark - Single [Velvet Blue]
Hunter Plake It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas - Single [BEC]
Jordan St. Cyr Guide Me Home - Single [BEC]
ZOEgirl I Still Believe - Single (independent)
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