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"I know we're trying to seem family friendly, but this is ridiculous!" [AACatgirl]

"No, I meant 'watch the MOVIE Twister'" [DigHazuse]

"Hurry! For a limited time only, we will be including a free Twister mat in each of our CDs" [Jason]

"These were my briefs BEFORE SlimFast!" [Rusty]

"But wait! Call now and you'll not only get Twister, we'll throw in your very own Jon Foreman for free!" [Elyse D.]

"What?!! This isn't checkers? No wonder everyone was looking at me strange when I said 'King me'." [fishfreak]

Nightmares of a color-blind rock star. [seagull boy]

"Wait, I thought we ordered a Canadian flag!" [arrow]

"Alright, I'm gonna quit if you keep playing 'Chariots of Fire' when he wins." [I'm a elf]

"WOW guys! I can't believe that we are actually holding DOTS from the set of, Honey, I Blew Up the Candy Dish" [dasupachick]

Last year the judges officiating at the Dove Awards based their desicions on the lyrical creativity, the musical originality, and the all-around general poise of the artists and their songs being performed. The deciding factor this year? TWISTER. [MadHipSkaChick]

This Weeks Winner
Rusty won a copy of tobyMac's new 3-track single, Phenomenon

 

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This Friday, May 22, 2026
ALBUMS
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
Grand Motel untitled (independent)
Philippa Hanna Magnificent [Integrity]
Jenn Johnson Happy [Bethel]
Under the Myrtles The Curse is Broken - EP (independent)
Rusty Vining & His Friends Already / Not Yet (independent)

SINGLES
CCV Music He's Working (Everything for Good) - Single [Harmony Group]
J. Solo In the Good & Bad ft. Boannski - Single [Syntax]
Kamban No Chainmail (Freestyle) - Single [Syntax]
Myles Maestro LONELY SOUL - Single [Syntax]
Darius Mullin Tombstone Blues ft. Paper Watch - Single (independent)
outr.cty, Zippy, OnBeatMusic CHEESIN' - Single [Syntax]
Razzie, TUVÍ, & Baruch WEWHOOPINHELL - Single [Syntax]
Wavorly EXILE - Single (independent)
Ayiesha Woods No Rock (feat. Mr. Talkbox) - Single (independent)

Next Tuesday, May 26, 2026
SINGLES
Stryper I'm Alright, (I'm Okay) - Single [Frontiers]

Next Friday, May 29, 2026
ALBUMS
Benjamin William Hastings x Aodhán King Happy To Be Here [Anotherland/Capitol CMG]
Heartbound Lamentations (independent)
Narnia X [Sound Pollution]
Skye Peterson Through Line (independent)
Mike Rogers Mike Rogers [Gaither]
Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident]
Various Artists To Hell with the Devil - A 40th Anniversary Salute [Roxx]

SINGLES
Abandoned Pools Einstein's Space and Van Gogh's Sky - Single (independent)
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 44 - Single [Dream]
Hillside Recording Every Morning - Single [Ocean House]
Matthew Plante Like You Do - Single [Dream]
Charles Weems I Will Follow - Single [Provident]

VINYL
Newsboys Take Me To Your Leader (30th Anniversary Edition) [Red] [Girder]


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