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Crazy Caption Photo No.036: "True Love's First Kiss"

(pictured: Bob Smiley & mannequin on the Festival Con Dios '03 Tour)
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Mannequin stubble test No. 12 [Grey]

"Wuv... twu wuv" [Panheadchic]

Because of difficulties in celebrity relationships... Nick Carter settles for a mannequin girlfriend. [*grammatical luv*]

I had always wanted to find that mannequin from the cover Tait's CD! [Bob]

Little did he know, his date had pulled the old switch-a-roo on him. [kat]

As the clock struck midnight, the lead singer of Sanctus Real turned into a mannequin, revealing his true plastic figure to his horrified fans... except for one of them. [drummerB]

"No offense, sis, but don't you think you should ease off on the plastic surgery?" [Loopy]

Stan didn't realize how far Bob would go to try to get a free t-shirt. [cmb5582]

"Argh... everytime I spin, it always lands on this guy!!" [happyegg]

Just then Bob Smiley's wife walked in... [Rachael]

"Kiss me, right by the t-shirt aisle..." [Lauren D.]

And you thought watching arwen and aragorn kiss in The Two Towers was gross... [maisey]

"See?! Eveything i kiss turns into plastic!" [superme]

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Music Out This Week


This Monday, July 20
ALBUMS
Emery Styrofoam [Emeryland]

This Friday, July 24
ALBUMS
Leanna Crawford Thank God [Provident]
Charles Wesley Godwin Christian Name [Big Loud]
eddieM UnReleased - EP [Syntax]
Ezra Worship Initiative Great and Glorious God EP [NCS]
The Inspirations Songs For Our American Culture [Horizon]
Josh Snodgrass Acoustic Worship (independent)
Tyraels Ascension Grave Seeker [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
LamonTT Blackshire WORLD CUP - Single [Syntax]
Bill B. Here & Home (ft. Davion Morye) - Single [Syntax]
Beach Chapel Give You The World - Single (independent)
Chris Caro BRICK! - Single [Syntax]
dex the nerd who loves Jesus Dance Like David (ft. Drea LP) - Single [Syntax]
Koryn Hawthorne His Favorite - Single [Motown Gospel]
Elle Limebear Give Me Joy - Single [Wings]
Lloyd Nicks Paper-Maché - Single [Wings]
Andy Riemersma Holding Me Down - Single [Dream]
Troy Patterson The Nikes (ft. Mont Pringle) - Single [Syntax]
Troy Patterson Blood & Crypt (ft. Semaj Spitz) - Single [Syntax]
Sleeping At Last Echo - Single (independent)
Joel Vaughn Like God Does - Single (independent)
Phil Wickham Everyday Hallelujah - Single [Fair Trade]

Next Friday, July 31
ALBUMS
Pat Barrett, Worship Together Burn in Us [Capitol CMG]
Joseph Habedank The Worship Album [Gaither]
Sower Contrast (independent)
Starflyer 59 Disappointed EP [Velvet Blue]

SINGLES
Hillside Recording Come Back Home - Single (independent)
KNGDM REVIVAL OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream]
We Are Messengers Room For You - Single [Wings]

VINYL
IONA IONA vinyl box set Vinyl (independent)
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