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Crazy Caption Photo No.036: "True Love's First Kiss"

(pictured: Bob Smiley & mannequin on the Festival Con Dios '03 Tour)
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Mannequin stubble test No. 12 [Grey]

"Wuv... twu wuv" [Panheadchic]

Because of difficulties in celebrity relationships... Nick Carter settles for a mannequin girlfriend. [*grammatical luv*]

I had always wanted to find that mannequin from the cover Tait's CD! [Bob]

Little did he know, his date had pulled the old switch-a-roo on him. [kat]

As the clock struck midnight, the lead singer of Sanctus Real turned into a mannequin, revealing his true plastic figure to his horrified fans... except for one of them. [drummerB]

"No offense, sis, but don't you think you should ease off on the plastic surgery?" [Loopy]

Stan didn't realize how far Bob would go to try to get a free t-shirt. [cmb5582]

"Argh... everytime I spin, it always lands on this guy!!" [happyegg]

Just then Bob Smiley's wife walked in... [Rachael]

"Kiss me, right by the t-shirt aisle..." [Lauren D.]

And you thought watching arwen and aragorn kiss in The Two Towers was gross... [maisey]

"See?! Eveything i kiss turns into plastic!" [superme]

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This Tuesday, September 15
SINGLES
Grace Frances The Promised Land - Single (independent)

Next Friday, September 18
ALBUMS
Anthony Brown & group therAPy Full Disclosure [Tyscot]
Cory Asbury Outsing The Angels [BEC]
Franni Cash Here I Am [Capitol CMG]
for KING & COUNTRY the most beautiful colours [Curb Records]
Hillside Recording Proverbs & Prayers (Morning) (independent)
Living Again Living Again II (independent)
Joseph O'Brien What's Good For Me? [Gotee]
Zauntee GOD REMEMBERS [BEC]

SINGLES
Alphein HIGHER - Single [Syntax]
Chris Caro Outcast - Single [Syntax]
ChristianXXII Lift Me Up - Single [Dream]
Evelyn Cormier + Rain City Worship The Lord Is My Shepherd (Psalm 23) - Single [BEC]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus I'm So Old School - Single [Syntax]
Dreamers The God Who Goes Before Me - Single [Dream]
eddieM Your Way - Single [Syntax]
Josh Grove I'm Done Running - Single (independent)
EJ Swavv, MAYIA WARREN & Bill B. God Did - Single [Syntax]
The Lighthouse Boys America Bless God - Single (independent)
Steven Malcolm Kick It To My Twin (ft. DreBreeze Da Godson & DKG KIE) - Single [Curb]
Miles Minnick, Lecrae, nobigdyl. Christlike University - Single [Reach]
Kevi Morse It's your time - Single [Syntax]
Lloyd Nicks Can't Take My Eyes Off Heaven - Single [Curb]
Northview Worship Praise God for His Mercy - Single [BEC]
outr.cty Beautiful Dreamer - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante GOD FEARING! - Single [Dream]
Q-Flo Wild Flower 8 - Single [Syntax]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Majin - Single [Syntax]
Xander Sallows hidden treasure - Single [Dream]
Allan Scott Foxhole Prayers - Single [Dream]
Victory House Worship Returning - Single (independent)
Whosoever South Y'all My People - Single (independent)

VINYL
Newsboys Not Ashamed [Magenta] Vinyl [Girder]

Next Tuesday, September 22
ALBUMS
PFR Target & The Arrow (independent)

Next Friday, September 25
ALBUMS
ANTHNY Worship Leader's Diary [SONY/Provident]
Brotality Jaws of the Earth (independent)
Forsaken Eternity Shades of Existence - EP [Rottweiler]
Red Worship Witness (independent)
Stryper Throne of Thorns [Frontiers]
We Are Messengers Halfway Home [Curb]
Matthew West Jesus is King [Provident]
The Wood Drake Sessions East to West (independent)

SINGLES
Mackenzie Phillips Made - Single [Gotee]
River Valley Worship King of the Empty Grave - Single [BEC]
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