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Crazy Caption Photo No.050: "Bag Lady"

(pictured: Jeff the Girl Five Iron Frenzy on the left)
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"Who's killing a cat?! Oh wait, it's just you..." [Toby's Warrior]

"Forget it... your octopus is dead" [Deuxmakina]

In truth, FIF split up over a disagreement on whether Lisa the Bagpipe Player should be added to the band. [unknown celeb]

Perhaps putting sleeping gas in the bag pipes wasn't a good April Fool's joke. [Julie]

"I can't understand a word you're saying when you try talking through that thing!" [ComiCoz]

Five Iron Frenzy tried a Scottish flair, but it never really caught on. [Kevin Bollinger]

"Alright, on the count of three, you let loose and we party like it's 1699." [I'm living in an Amish Paradise]

After tricking Reese into thinking the band was breaking up, Five Iron Frenzy begins looking for a replacement... [seagull boy]

"Sorry to interrupt here but everyone ELSE is on 'Amazing Grace.'" [Wild Boar]

"You do realize that you're blowing into a bag of golf clubs, don't you?" [DJ Ska]

"Listen, dear, I know you have severe asthma, but your new inhaler is slightly distracting the rest of the class." [Ryan the Poety]

"How do you get 'Bagpipe' out of 'Electric Guitar'?" [George]

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