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Crazy Caption Photo No.050: "Bag Lady"

(pictured: Jeff the Girl Five Iron Frenzy on the left)
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"Who's killing a cat?! Oh wait, it's just you..." [Toby's Warrior]

"Forget it... your octopus is dead" [Deuxmakina]

In truth, FIF split up over a disagreement on whether Lisa the Bagpipe Player should be added to the band. [unknown celeb]

Perhaps putting sleeping gas in the bag pipes wasn't a good April Fool's joke. [Julie]

"I can't understand a word you're saying when you try talking through that thing!" [ComiCoz]

Five Iron Frenzy tried a Scottish flair, but it never really caught on. [Kevin Bollinger]

"Alright, on the count of three, you let loose and we party like it's 1699." [I'm living in an Amish Paradise]

After tricking Reese into thinking the band was breaking up, Five Iron Frenzy begins looking for a replacement... [seagull boy]

"Sorry to interrupt here but everyone ELSE is on 'Amazing Grace.'" [Wild Boar]

"You do realize that you're blowing into a bag of golf clubs, don't you?" [DJ Ska]

"Listen, dear, I know you have severe asthma, but your new inhaler is slightly distracting the rest of the class." [Ryan the Poety]

"How do you get 'Bagpipe' out of 'Electric Guitar'?" [George]

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This Wednesday, August 5
ALBUMS
Life.Church Switch Simple - EP (independent)

This Friday, August 7
ALBUMS
The Choir Dragonfly [Galaxy 21]
John Elefante Stories: The John Elefante Collection [Girder]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship Child of God - Single [Dream]
Francesca Battistelli He Will - Single [Curb]
Adriel Cruz I Don't Know About You - Single [Syntax]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Don't Think About It - Single [Syntax]
Josh Grove Trust (Psalm 13) - Single (independent)
Daye Jack He Is There For Me - Single [Syntax]
Allan Scott Everybody Needs Someone - Single [Dream]
Good Weather Forecast, SOFYKA NOMADIC TENDENCIES - Single [Dream]
Katie Rey God, I'm Good - Single (independent)
Solachi Voz ABBA - Single [Syntax]
Carly Ann Taylor Lifeline - Single [Wings]
Vineyard Worship Reign Forevermore - Single [Vineyard]

Next Thursday, August 13
ALBUMS
Various Artists Songs We've Been Trying To Tell You About (And Others We Haven't), Volume Fifteen [JFH Music]

Next Friday, August 14
ALBUMS
The Arcadian Wild Make It Out Alive [Rip Stitch]
Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus [Warner]

SINGLES
GLADDEN Free Fall - Single (independent)
V1 Worship You Alone, Jesus - Single [Dream]

Next Saturday, August 15
VINYL
Mat Kearney Nothing Left to Lose (Deluxe) Vinyl


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