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"Eat more beef!" [karisa]

The band got mad at Will because he kept getting distracted by checking out chicks at the concert. [Winkles Poe]

Bob got out just in time. [Rosemary]

When I say where my peeps you can say cluck cluck. So where my peeps? *cluck cluck* Where my peeps? *chuck cluck* [CanPan]

"A sacrifice... WE NEED A SACRIFICE!!!" [Boody]

Funky on the left, chicken on the right... can anyone see where this is going? [Grover]

"No, no, no, Tyler! It's about 99 SHEEP, not 99 CHICKENS!" [ponygirl]

"That's the ugliest fan we've pulled from the audience I've seen yet." [my band's called binky]

"Whoa...I didn't know that KFC delivers!" [Panhead547]

After having a contract dispute with the Sesame Street gang, Big Bird decided to head in an entirely different artistic direction. [A&B]

"Mama, I'm so glad you could make it!" [Ren]

"I wanna be your wings... I wanna be your beak..." [SandiGirl1103]

"...And that, boys and girls, is why the chicken crossed the road." [Lydia]

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, October 8
ALBUMS
The Chilling Alpine Adventure Kairos - EP (independent)

SINGLES
NEEDTOBREATHE Past The Gates (feat. Anne Wilson) - Single [UMG]

This Friday, October 9
ALBUMS
Mat Kearney Hanging by a Heartstring (independent)
The Rocky Valentines Happy Halloween - EP [Velvet Blue]
SIGNUM REGIS Beyond Spacetime [Fireflash]
Skillet After The Storm - EP [Hear It Loud]

SINGLES
Chris Caro WHAT WOULD HAPPEN? - Single [Syntax]
Chandler Letner Anyway - Single [Dream]
John Long All To Him I Owe - Single (independent)
Myles Maestro BABYLON - Single [Syntax]
outr.cty Frieza (ft. tonyxtrotter & Q-Flo) - Single [Syntax]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Toonami Mindz (ft. JLøve) - Single [Syntax]
Andy Riemersma I PRAISE YOU - Single [Dream]

Next Friday, October 16
ALBUMS
Josh Baldwin Worth Everything [Bethel]
Grace Frances Clothed with Dignity (independent)
Jamie MacDonald Jamie MacDonald (The Deluxe Album) [Capitol CMG]
Northview Worship Awaken to Wonder (Live From the Conservatory) [BEC]
Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus (Deluxe) [Warner]
Unteachers Under Bright Sadness [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Riley Clemmons For The Boy - Single [Capitol CMG]
Charly Perry In the Middle - Single [Gotee]
Slow Salvation Wait Around Another Day - Single [Velvet Blue]
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