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Crazy Caption Photo No.056: "Grind-side"

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"Things to Do On a Rainy Day": Chapter 1... [Jeremy]

This would be another one of those "Don't try this at home" stunts that this skater, ironically, has decided to try at home... [Tasha!]

When the X Games got rained out this year, contestants were forced to skate indoors. [Orrin G.]

Famous last words: "Hey y'all come watch this!" [Jo Jo]

New TV: $200, New Table: $50, Hospital Bills: $2000, Pulling off the perfect table grind: Priceless. [Azzmatic]

"....and that's why there are 26 stiches in my head" [FIFty]

"Tony Hawk, eat your heart out!" [Mark Tuttle]

"Simon Says 'Don't move!'" [elleYmaY]

And so, by the 14th edition of the game, the creators of Tony Hawk Pro Skater began to have trouble coming up with good ideas for new levels. [drummerB]

"Whoa! He just pulled a 540 Boardslide Shove-It to DECAPITATION!!" [Saltine]

"It's okay, I had Subway." [Shadow]

"Now... Billy Joes McGufferey was a really crazy kid. On the table in his living room I'll tell ya what he did..." [FlipNforJesus]

Ways to get evicted #35. [kanaluvsGod99]

"Cool, this table comes with a skateboard attached to it!" [jrwelsh2003]

"So what are you going to do today?" "Whatever I WANT to do, GOSH!" [Taylor]

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This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]

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