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Crazy Caption Photo No.076: "Supermarket Showdown"

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"Good thing I was here in time for that "bearded men" sale!" [chris]

"What part of 'I want my Quaker Oat Chips don't you get?!'" [SFchick]

"If you don't stop pouting, you're not getting the Sponge Bob Squarepants jube jubes" [Mants]

"You know you're getting a little too old for this." [mortimer]

"What?!? You know we can't afford the fun pack! You're just gonna have to put it back... and while you're at it, grab some Pampers for you and your brother." [Uncle Rico]

"Okay I'll bargain with you... I'll buy the rice snacks if you get out of the buggy." [Jonesyy]

"You've grown so much in the past 18 years!" [audioarules]

"Just because you filled up the rest of the cart, doesn't mean we're done shopping, Honey." [C.S.]

"...and now, back to Shopping With Showbread..." [FIFGirl]

"If you say 'my lips hurt real bad,' the Chapstick goes right back on the shelf." [Rachel]

"I'm sorry I said your mom is ugly. Can I get out of the cart now?" [foreverKate]

"Now, be a good boy and you'll be allowed to play in tonight's concert..." [blueyedblondie]

Shopping list: Gatorade, Bread, Quaker snacks, a big man with long hair, Pop Tarts... [douFR0G]

"...and the best part? I'm packed with 12 essential vitamins and minerals!" [Allan]

"Hurry up. We don't want people to see that we're blowing the Atkins diet again." [The Crazy Code Kid]

"You didn't brush your hair today..." "Thank you, Captain Obvious" [Charlie Brown]

...and neither have blinked for 16 hours now... [Chev]

"Oh look! Matt from Showbread is on sale for 99 cents!" [kory]

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This Friday, June 27, 2025
ALBUMS
7eventh Time Down We Praise You [BEC]
The Browns 25th Anniversary: Better Days Ahead [StowTown]
Franni Cash Wild Child - EP [Capitol CMG]
Matt Crocker interlude [Anotherland]
Jimmy Fortune Songs of an American Dreamer [Gaither]
Roxanne Grace Road Trip - EP [DREAM]
JJ Hairston & Youthful Praise The Live Reunion: Washington, DC [James Town]
Kutless The Seventh Seal - EP [BEC]
Evvie McKinney It Ain't Over - EP (independent)
Rusty Shipp Capsized Empire (independent)
SEU Worship A Forgiving God [Provident]
The Shimmering Carnelians The Doorway (Version 2.0) (independent)
We Are Messengers A Thousand Times - EP [Curb]

SINGLES
Anchor & Braille Rattlesnake - Single [Equal Vision]
ANTHNY imposter syndrome - Single [Provident]
Blanca Right On Time - Single [Curb]
Landry Cantrell & Elenee sunshine & rainbows - Single [DREAM]
Eddie Clark Never Content - Single [Syntax]
Colony House Atomic - Single [Roon]
Megan Danielle Preachin' To The Choir - Single [Provident]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Don't Try Me (DTM) - Single [Syntax]
Joseph Habedank Running to Me - Single [Daywind]
Lonnie Hunter Flow (Like A River) - Single [Uncle G]
Kashh Kade HELP - Single [Syntax]
KB x KEANU Keanu's Song - Single [Provident]
Tasha Layton Singing In the Dark - Single [BEC]
Tasha Cobbs Leonard The Hand That Keeps Holding - Single [Motown Gospel]
Tim Lovelace Celebration of America Medley (feat. Charlie McCoy) - Single [StowTown]
Lecrae Tell No Lie (feat. Jackie Hill Perry) - Single [Reach]
LO Worship The Perfect Love of Jesus - Single [Integrity]
Patrick Mayberry Thank The Lord - Single [Provident]
Michael Monroe John The Baptist (feat. Chris Renzema) - Single [Provident]
Alexander Pappas A Great Awakening / Un Nuevo Despertar - Single [Integrity]
PEABOD Summer in Seattle - Single [RMG Amplify]
Rave Jesus Walk On The Water Remix (From The Chosen) - Single [Provident]
The Rocky Valentines Nat Song - Single [Velvet Blue]
Saints In Exile & Cutright My Dead End (ft. Jeannie Ortega, Luc DiMarzio, Jericko) - Single [Syntax]
Emilie Weiss Take Care (Studio Sessions) - Single [BEC]

DVD
Jimmy Fortune Songs Of An American Dreamer DVD [Gaither]

Next Friday, July 4, 2025
ALBUMS
Chad Cory America [DREAM]
Tenielle Neda The Way Of Love [Wings]

SINGLES
Christian Back Now - Single [DREAM]
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