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Crazy Caption Photo No.076: "Supermarket Showdown"

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"Good thing I was here in time for that "bearded men" sale!" [chris]

"What part of 'I want my Quaker Oat Chips don't you get?!'" [SFchick]

"If you don't stop pouting, you're not getting the Sponge Bob Squarepants jube jubes" [Mants]

"You know you're getting a little too old for this." [mortimer]

"What?!? You know we can't afford the fun pack! You're just gonna have to put it back... and while you're at it, grab some Pampers for you and your brother." [Uncle Rico]

"Okay I'll bargain with you... I'll buy the rice snacks if you get out of the buggy." [Jonesyy]

"You've grown so much in the past 18 years!" [audioarules]

"Just because you filled up the rest of the cart, doesn't mean we're done shopping, Honey." [C.S.]

"...and now, back to Shopping With Showbread..." [FIFGirl]

"If you say 'my lips hurt real bad,' the Chapstick goes right back on the shelf." [Rachel]

"I'm sorry I said your mom is ugly. Can I get out of the cart now?" [foreverKate]

"Now, be a good boy and you'll be allowed to play in tonight's concert..." [blueyedblondie]

Shopping list: Gatorade, Bread, Quaker snacks, a big man with long hair, Pop Tarts... [douFR0G]

"...and the best part? I'm packed with 12 essential vitamins and minerals!" [Allan]

"Hurry up. We don't want people to see that we're blowing the Atkins diet again." [The Crazy Code Kid]

"You didn't brush your hair today..." "Thank you, Captain Obvious" [Charlie Brown]

...and neither have blinked for 16 hours now... [Chev]

"Oh look! Matt from Showbread is on sale for 99 cents!" [kory]

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