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Crazy Caption Photo No.075: "Crowd Control"

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With Forefront, there are no questions... [Kyle]

"This is my rejected weapon idea for Revenge of the Sith." [NathanIsCool]

Forefront's new promotion starts this weekend. It's called "Listen to our CD's or Burn" [douFR0G]

Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! [jeremy]

"Did someone call for an exterminator?" [SkaChick'89]

Men in Black III: Forefront Attack! [bubbaliciousDude88]

"Can I get this mom, pleeease???" [wilbur]

Ok this whole record advertising thing has gotten WAY out of control... [Joel]

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." [pitiful]

"You've gotta ask yourself one question, do ya feel lucky punk? Well do ya?" [Heed]

"Be vewy vewy quiet...I'm huntin' moshers!" [groober]

Famous last words: "You look like a turtle in that hat." [Sir Lancelot]

"This gun is actually made of cardboard... but it helps my self-esteem." [Nate Kaiser]

"I dare you to say Gotee records is better!!" [captain]

"Where did you want the ray gun again??" [blindside*babe]

Due to the loss of many bands to other record companies. Forefront has hired a new member to their staff. Let's just say, he "makes the bands offers they just can't refuse." [Jon]

"Tony, we know you want to be our sixth band member, but that's not even an instrument!!" [Shealeen]

"A Super Soaker 5000! Forefront, my love, you never cease to amaze me..." [Rachel]

"Yes... this DOES mean the show is over!" [mace]

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This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]

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